An oldie-but-goodie...sung to Styx's "Blue Collar Man". Enjoy!
Ooh!
Give me a robe, I've got the Force, you see;
For Master Yoda, I'll strive.
I'm just a fool who wants to be a Jedi Knight
To keep the Jedi alive!
My father turned evil,
My uncle and aunt:
I saw them fried at their place.
But give me an X-wing
'Cause I've got the will
To blast off into deep space!
I'll take the...
Long fights,
Unbeatable odds!
Losing my hand to some a-hole,
If it takes...
All that
To be one with the Force,
Well, I'm gonna be a Lightsaber Man!
Tell me to let go
And trust in the Force.
Off my computer goes, Ben.
This is my last time flying down a Death Star trench.
So, if I'm not shot...
I'll take the...
Long fights,
Unspeakable truths,
Taking those long deadly faaaalls!
As long as...
I get
A mechanical hand,
Well, I'm gonna be a Lightsaber Maaaan,
Keeping my mind off of Leia now,
'Cause Obi-wan: he seems to have something to say...
Palpatine!
Can he be all I fear he is?
I close my eyes
And lightning is toasting my haaaair!
(
Guitar solo)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah!
I'll take the
Long fights.
Electrical shocks!
Watching the Emperor faaaalll! I'll
Do that
To make up with my dad,
And I'm gonna be a lightsaber maaaaannn...
Doot-doo-doot-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo!
(And Leia loves Han!), doot-doo-doo-doo!
Doot-doo-doot-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo!
Doot-doo-doot-doo, doo...
I'll take the
Long nights
Without any broads!
Partying down with the Ewoks!
But then I'll
See Dad
With Yoda and Ben!
So, I'm gonna have a lightsaber,
Had to build a lightsaber,
But it's my own lightsaber, maaaan!
Alright!
Believe it...!