New to diapers

[Nationofmillions]

Ok, thats a misnomer title, becuase obviously I was aware of diapers before this post, as one does being a part of an urban environment in America today.

And even when I put a diaper on, there's implicite years of diaper-wearing between birth and the fifth birthday, as with most American women.

But I hadn't worn one in a long time until a short time ago at which point I wore one for a long time, considering any amount of time wearing a diaper as non-toddler or non-oldie is lengthy.

Time is an illusion, identity is a concept and this sworld is temporary.

Ok, so here's the rundown
Age 0 - Born
Age 0 - Age 5 Wore diapers a per cultural custom of the American Youth
Age 5 - Age 11 Obtained candy and knowledge from adults
Age 12 - Rode an adult rollercoaster
Age 13 - Wore diapers that one week
AGe 13 - Age 19 - Awkward trauma of American High School/ puberty
Age 19 - Danced
Age 19 - Diapers on the rare occasion of obtaining two full packs of those tape-on adult sized diapers from a thrift store for a dollar during which time the sales girl asked "Are these big diapers?" for which the only retort could be "Big! Are you calling me fat?" the moment after I realize she had no idea they were for me til I got defensive.
Age 20 - Present - More dancing.

 

[Woollyneck]

Welcome to ADISC! I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Your intro is very good, too, and creative.

I like you already.

 

[Arlikra]

"Diapers on the rare occasion of obtaining two full packs of those tape-on adult sized diapers from a thrift store for a dollar during which time the sales girl asked "Are these big diapers?" for which the only retort could be "Big! Are you calling me fat?"

Haha I actually lolled at that

Nice intro and welcome :smile:

 

[Darkfinn]

So... what prevents you from going out and obtaining more of said
"tape-on adult diapers"?

 

[glassyeyedbb]

So... what prevents you from going out and obtaining more of said
"tape-on adult diapers"?

One can only imagine (waits for the reply)

Welcome by the way! I don't come on (or post) much but your thread was rather interesting and hard not to pay attention to! Good job!

 

[BrattyBaby28]

Welcome to ADISC! I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Your intro is very good, too, and creative.

I like you already.

That.

 

[Lowie]

Welcome to the site!

I agree with the creative intro.

 

[Dash]

"Diapers on the rare occasion of obtaining two full packs of those tape-on adult sized diapers from a thrift store for a dollar during which time the sales girl asked "Are these big diapers?" for which the only retort could be "Big! Are you calling me fat?"

Haha I actually lolled at that

Same

Welcome to the forums.

D.

 

[Raccoon]

Hey! Here's a new game: think of anything at all you would like to talk about,

diaper-related?
ADISC-related?
some video game, or computer issue?
Obama?
model rockets?
Afghani-Pakistani diplomatic relations and trade agreements?
How do I become a regular or use a certain feature, like what does an icon mean?
How the heck does someone get to 6 rep in 14 posts, while still a newbie?

ANYTHING!!

- And I will locate a thread that talks about it or find an expert who has the answers you seek or someone into chatting with you about 67 Mustangs, the care and maintenance of plastic pants, how the rep system works, good memes and bad memes, - whatever takes your fancy.

And I can even tell you how you yourself can locate the goodies hidden in out of the way spots on ADISC!!

And not only me, but anyone should feel encouraged to help out with this guy's queries: EVEN FELLOW-NEWBIES!!

 

[Wegs]

Hey! Here's a new game: think of anything at all you would like to talk about,

diaper-related?
ADISC-related?
some video game, or computer issue?
Obama?
model rockets?
Afghani-Pakistani diplomatic relations and trade agreements?
How do I become a regular or use a certain feature, like what does an icon mean?
How the heck does someone get to 6 rep in 14 posts, while still a newbie?

ANYTHING!!

- And I will locate a thread that talks about it or find an expert who has the answers you seek or someone into chatting with you about 67 Mustangs, the care and maintenance of plastic pants, how the rep system works, good memes and bad memes, - whatever takes your fancy.

And I can even tell you how you yourself can locate the goodies hidden in out of the way spots on ADISC!!

And not only me, but anyone should feel encouraged to help out with this guy's queries: EVEN FELLOW-NEWBIES!!

How about instead of posting this in ~EVERY SINGLE GREETING THREAD~ you just make a sticky.

 

[Mesmerale]

How about instead of posting this in ~EVERY SINGLE GREETING THREAD~ you just make a sticky.

Regular members (including VIPS) can't just "Make a sticky".

But I do think it will get you into trouble, Raccoon...

 

[Wegs]

Regular members (including VIPS) can't just "Make a sticky".

But I do think it will get you into trouble, Raccoon...

He could either:
a) Ask a mod to make a sticky.
b) Make a regular topic on it

 

[Mesmerale]

He could either:
a) Ask a mod to make a sticky.
b) Make a regular topic on it

Mods don't sticky things without a really good reason.

And he's trying to make sure that all the newbies see it. There's no guarantee that the'll read the thread.

 

[Wegs]

Mods don't sticky things without a really good reason.

And he's trying to make sure that all the newbies see it. There's no guarantee that the'll read the thread.

I would think making things easier for newbies would be a good reason. If he makes a topic with a title like "Newbie Information", then newbies would be inclined to look at it.

 

[Mesmerale]

I would think making things easier for newbies would be a good reason. If he makes a topic with a title like "Newbie Information", then newbies would be inclined to look at it.

*shrugs* Tell him that.

 

[Raccoon]

This is an experiment. I have stopped what has been called the spamming. But you have read the message; I will most certainly follow through to the very best of my ability in answering the questions I have encouraged the asking of.

And please - if a newbie asks a question and you can supply the url, post, wiki article, sticky to go to, or if you are the expert who wants to chat on their choice of subject, please jump right in!

 

[Kiani]

Welcome to the site.

I liked your intro alot. It was very interesting and original.