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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking

Here a description of the groundbreaking new cook book:


Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
We finally have a way to feed the world!

P.s. if you have a strong stomach venture down the page to the comments(youll laugh for hours)
 

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mmmm...seamen. I wonder how they got the idea to use seaman in food in the first place. Make you wonder sometimes...
 
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mmmm...seamen. I wonder how they got the idea to use seaman in food in the first place. Make you wonder sometimes...
Porn? :detective3

But really though, people do eat/drink other bodily fluids like breast milk, and even some cook up and eat placenta... I guess this is just the next step...
 
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LOL. I have heard that semen has quite a bit of protein. But I have to say, it tastes terrible. Heard it's better in vegetarians, though.
 

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Porn? :detective3

But really though, people do eat/drink other bodily fluids like breast milk, and even some cook up and eat placenta... I guess this is just the next step...
Probably, cooking + porn = good ideas :thumbsup:. My guess was that someone came up with this idea while giving head to someone.
 

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I used to have a colony of sea men. Don't know why you'd want to eat em.

Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.
Single funniest review EVAR.
 

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Can't really see the 'nutritional' properties of semen. It has some sugars in it, slightly basic on the ph scale, and virtually no proteins. That, and depending on how a person eats, smokes, or drinks, that taste of semen changes drastically.
 

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Well I eat my own after everytime I materbate but I don't really see how that's newtrishes.
 

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Lol at Kenshin...

Told mine tastes awful when I've been drinking a lot of coffee. Pineapple is supposed to be great for giving it a good taste.

You have to wonder what's next. Organic semen? Humanely-raised semen? Free-range semen? The freeze-dried stuff is ok, but powdered is supposed to be awful. Whole Foods has a whole new line of products to consider...
 

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I'm all for finding new dishes to cook...
But eating my own semen outside of a sexual situation just seems weird.

I wonder how serious the book is meant to be... or whether it's just there to generate responses.
 
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EL OH EL.

Oh dear Gaia...Fuck me in the side and call me mary.

"Cum, a delicious surprise for ALL the family...And it's full of protein and nutrients to help those little kids grow big and strong!"
 

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And now y'all know what happened when mommy called daddy into the kitchen and closed the door. She just needed some fresh ingredients for the Sunday roast :eek:
 

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And now y'all know what happened when mommy called daddy into the kitchen and closed the door. She just needed some fresh ingredients for the Sunday roast :eek:
you know that roast had the best glaze anyone had ever had.
 

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Reminds me of a practice when the young boys on the onset of puberty perform oral sex on the elders in an attempt to gain their wisdom and knowledge from the seminal fluid. Forget where it was exactly.
 

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Reminds me of a practice when the young boys on the onset of puberty perform oral sex on the elders in an attempt to gain their wisdom and knowledge from the seminal fluid. Forget where it was exactly.
The Neverland Ranch?
 

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There is 125 calories in every table spool of sperm...new survival food, perhaps?
 

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I think I'll stay away from any cookies made by someone with such a cookbook. It just is not a pleasant thought.
 
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