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[BabyMullet]

Hello,

So a breif thread about me, might as well.

The name is Baby Mullet, I don't have a mullet, but a very cute girl who I love ever so much gave me the nickname and it stuck with me. If you can't figure out where the baby portion of the name came from....well I'm sorry.

I am a traveler, I have touched every continent with the exception of Africa (Which I'll be visiting this April) and Antarctica (But does ice cube land really count?)

I am a humanist, Idealist, romantic, but most importantly, I am a fool. I travel as a jester, and I clown around in hospitals, orphanage, streets, subways, and in one occasion, the office of a vice president.

My favorite things in life are kissing, cake, and condoms.

I volunteer at Planned Parenthood, and have for the last three years, as a sex educator. My best friend was raped in my junior year of high school, and I wanted to do something to make sure something like that never happened. Since then I lost two friends to HIV, I got suspended from school for wearing a jacket with hundreds of condoms pinned on to it, and won National Volunteer of the Year for 2007, which I am very proud of.

I write a lot of things, some of the stories I have posted have gotten good reviews on the forum, if you want to read them you can find the URL in my sig.

If I could have three wishes, it would be the ability to speak and understand any language, play any instrument, and grow wings and fly.

I'm currently on ver 1.0, and I don't know when I'll upgrade, although I hope it is soon.

 

[EmeraldsAndLime]

Well... welcome!

You've been around, huh? What'd you think of Australia? Whereabouts in the country?

 

[Darkfinn]

So... no real mullet? Do you atleast drive a trans-am?

Edit: and whatever you do... be really really damn careful when you go to Africa... or you'll come back with HIV.

 

[Raccoon]

Thought you might like this

THE JESTER CONDEMNED TO DEATH. by Poet: Horatio Smith http://dev.hil.unb.ca/Texts/EPD/UNB/view-works.cgi?c=smithhor.1176&pos=2

1: One of the Kings of Scanderoon,
2: A royal jester,
3: Had in his train a gross buffoon,
4: Who used to pester
5: The court with tricks inopportune,
6: Venting on the highest folks his
7: Scurvy pleasantries and hoaxes.

8: It needs some sense to play the fool;
9: Which wholesome rule
10: Occurr'd not to our jackanapes,

11: Who consequently found his freaks
12: Lead to innumerable scrapes,
13: And quite as many kicks and tweaks,
14: Which only seem'd to make him faster
15: Try the patience of his master.

16: Some sin at last, beyond all measure,
17: Incurr'd the desperate displeasure
18: Of his serene and raging highness:
19: Whether the wag had twitch'd his beard,
20: Which he was bound to have revered,
21: Or had intruded on the shyness
22: Of the seraglio, or let fly
23: An epigram at royalty,
24: None knows—his sin was an occult one;
25: But records tell us that the sultan,
26: Meaning to terrify the knave,
27: Exclaim'd—“'Tis time to stop that breath;

28: Thy doom is seal'd;—presumptuous slave!
29: Thou stand'st condemn'd to certain death.
30: Silence, base rebel!—no replying!—
31: But such is my indulgence still,
32: That, of my own free grace and will,
33: I leave to thee the mode of dying.”

34: “Thy royal will be done—'tis just,”
35: Replied the wretch, and kiss'd the dust;
36: “Since, my last moments to assuage,
37: Your majesty's humane decree
38: Has deign'd to leave the choice to me,
39: I'll die, so please you, of old age.”

 

[baconbit]

About time you posted one.

 

[kite]

hi baby mullet, you're new here aren't ya?

 

[Eclipse]

Very interesting BabyMullet, I knew you worked in a sex education place, but had no clue you did all this voulenteering and traveling. Thats really cool, if everyone was that giving the world would be an awesome place. Although how the heck did you get to be a jester for the vice president? and which one?

 

[BabyMullet]

Very interesting BabyMullet, I knew you worked in a sex education place, but had no clue you did all this voulenteering and traveling. Thats really cool, if everyone was that giving the world would be an awesome place. Although how the heck did you get to be a jester for the vice president? and which one?

Lenin Moreno Garces, vice president of Ecuador. Earlier in the day several clowns and I went to a women's prison. The prison itself was very surreal, it pretty much looked like a dump, surrounded by walls and barbed wire. But the women inside were very friendly, wonderful people; their only crime was poverty.

When we left the prison, we were launched straight into a press conference with the vice president. They were looking for some clowns to show off for the cameras, so I did some of my kinetic arts for the vice president of Ecuador for a few minutes.

Anywho, I felt like updating this little thread. I upgraded my version, I'm now 6.4, for several reasons.

 

[baconbit]

Can you list why you are 6.4 now.