MY MOM.WAS CLEANING OUT MY ROOM WHILST I WAS AT COLLEGE AND SHE FOUND MY BABY POWDER IN A CUP AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS DOING DRUGS

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I think it's hilarious.

I piss and shit in absorbent underwear, not do coke
 
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roflma
 
butwaittheresmore said:
I think it's hilarious.

I piss and shit in absorbent underwear, not do coke

Hahahahaha so tell us more, how did this situation go after she found your baby powder, and how did you explain it?
 
For us babies though, isn't baby powder pretty much our coke? :LOL:
 
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I don't think so, baby powder doesn't turn us into giant jerks with inflated egos that can't shut up.
 
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Apparently she doesnt realize how expensive coke is. Im picturing a large cup full of powder. Like a couple k worth of shneef. No way a college student could afford that.
 
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Tell her you use it to deodorize your shoes and or workshirts
 
Oh man, this is hilarious
 
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Hahahahaha so tell us more, how did this situation go after she found your baby powder, and how did you explain it?
I just said I was using it to clean my feet after I came back from sports, I think she bought it
 
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butwaittheresmore said:
I just said I was using it to clean my feet after I came back from sports, I think she bought it
It would be funnier if that was your excuse for having a large cup full of cocaine.
 
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Put your baby powder in a bunch of little baggies. Reminds me of when my mom found thermal paste in a tube and thought it was like heroin.
 
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A cup full of cocaine casually lying around unforgotten?! Does your mum have any idea how much that would cost?! The last I heard it was about £50 a gram. She shouldn't have been worried, she should have congratulated you on your secret double-life as a multi-millionaire!!! :ROFLMAO:

ronnieM said:
Put your baby powder in a bunch of little baggies. Reminds me of when my mom found thermal paste in a tube and thought it was like heroin.

My best friend at school thought it would be funny to put sherbet in a little plastic bag. The headmaster was not impressed. :-/ Fortunately they were innocent times and no one took any of it seriously.
 
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ronnieM said:
Put your baby powder in a bunch of little baggies. Reminds me of when my mom found thermal paste in a tube and thought it was like heroin.
God darn those kids! Always using their new fangled heroin to dissipate heat!
 
At least it was just baby powder! When I was in college, my mom turned my bedroom upside down looking for drugs and instead found my makeshift diapers and gay porn. What a terrible day that was. She sent me to see a psychiatrist at a large residential mental facility.
 
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At least it was just baby powder! When I was in college, my mom turned my bedroom upside down looking for drugs and instead found my makeshift diapers and gay porn. What a terrible day that was. She sent me to see a psychiatrist at a large residential mental facility.
Ouch. I remember my first makeshift diapers.

They didn't even have backing, they were just folded layers of toilet paper I stuffed in my underwear

It is a shame how being gay and wanting to wear diapers has been stigmatized in the past
 
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butwaittheresmore said:
I just said I was using it to clean my feet after I came back from sports, I think she bought it
Makes me think of a Halo meme.

*Mom holds up bag of baby powder*
"How do you expect to explain this?"
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butwaittheresmore said:
God darn those kids! Always using their new fangled heroin to dissipate heat!
This has me dying of laughter
 
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I have a very similar story which I've never told before, not even on ABDL sites!

Back when I was in my mid-teens, before I ever got my hands on diapers, I would secretly pee and/or poop my pants and was then left with the task of having to clean everything up. If I wasn't alone and therefore didn't have private access to the washing machine, I went overboard with cleaning products trying to erase whatever evidence I could of smell or stain: not just heavy amounts of soap and water in the sink or shower, but I remember soaking underwear in OxiClean in the bathroom sink and stuff like that, after which I'd wash them again and hide them in my room to dry overnight and then go into the hamper for a proper wash. I was a paranoid teenager, I wanted to cover my tracks the best I could.

One night, following a vigorous messing whose traces weren't completely removed by soap, I decided I needed to soak my underwear in something and ended up utilizing the only contents I had on hand: an old large canteen, filled with warm water and toilet bowl cleaner. Don't ask me why, teenagers can be really stupid. I remember shoving my stained underwear into this poor canteen and shaking vigorously, I guess my idea of a mini washing machine or something. However, then I couldn't get my underwear back OUT and had no choice but to cut open the side to retrieve my chemically-treated underpants. Having no idea what to do with a broken canteen saturated with blue toilet cleaner, I just put it under my bed.

I don't remember the exact timeline for what happened next, but indeed, I eventually found that the canteen went missing from under my bed, and it came up in conversation with my mom in her car maybe a day or two later. I don't remember if I brought it up or if she did, but she mentioned that she found it and she knew what it was for: she knew that I put chemicals in a container so I could "huff it and get a high". I vividly remember just going quiet and not responding, because, really, what was worse? That my mom thought I was huffing cleaner, or that my mom finds out I like to pee and poop in my pants? We didn't say anything further about it and it was never brought up again, but looking back, I find it rather hilarious.
 
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I'd have thought the smell would be a dead giveaway.
 
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