Describing things as "Much more better" is totally my favourite, but I'm often quoting School of Rock, Army of Darkness, The Princess Bride, Finding Nemo and Muppet Treasure Island cause thems all terrific. I'd like to spontaneously bust out Lord of the Rings quotes more often, cause out of context they're the best thing ever, but I guess that's something I'll have to work on. Now I know what you're thinking - how do / why would you work on something like that. Yep.
"FIRST We're gonna seal off this pool, then..." *NOM NOM NOM* - Deep Blue Sea
"Hold on to your butts" - Jurassic Park
"Zues, I'll shove a goddamn lightning bolt up your ass, Zues!" (Quote may be almost completely wrong) - Die Hard 3
From "The Big Lebowski", one of my favorite movies:
Walter Sobchak:This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana:Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana:You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
" When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game."
"A woman just shouldn't mess around with a man's machinery."
" It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off."
Guess that movie!
"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? " - Ashley J. Williams, Army of Darkness
"Gimme some sugar, baby." - Ashley J. Williams, Army of Darkness
"Hail to the king, baby." - Ashley J. Williams, Army of Darkness
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." - Ashley J. Williams, Army of Darkness
"Give this man one gun and he's Superman. Give him two, and he's god!" - Officer Superintendent Pang, commenting on the marksmanship of Inspector "Tequila" Yuen, Hard Boiled
"I aim to misbehave." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity
"HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Dave: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me. HAL: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two." - HAL-9000 and David Bowman, 2001: A Space Odyssey
I've got plenty more, but I wouldn't want to consume three pages worth of text
God Milla...most impressive. Here's mine, if I can remember it correctly.
And here's the worst thing I ever done. I sat up in the balcony of the movie theater, and I made this fake vomit which I had in a bag. Then I made this barfing noise....huh....huh....huh... Then I poured the fake vomit on the people sitting below... It was terrible..They all started puking.