- Diaper Lover
Funny story, I may be misremembering it, but whatever. After playing for a game a couple weeks ago, we were on the bus going back to our hotel. I was talking with some alto sax players (I'm a tuba player), and evidently, some of the tenor sax players will wear diapers during a game, as their section gameday tradition (pretty much every section has something like that- we put Icy Hot on our junk before pregame. Well, some of us do. I don't). They don't use them, since they get saturated with sweat anyways, and apparently they squish around alot when we run-cadence on and off the field. Honestly, that sounds like every definition of the word awful. Someone else asked if altos do the same thing- they said the tenors are like their weird cousins they don't like talking about. I once considered wearing a diaper on game day, since I almost wet myself at the end of our first game of the season after drinking 4 bottles of water in the 4th quarter, but I'd have no way of subtly getting it on, and I sweat too much anyways.