It was the cat!

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Lol!

Cats should not be trusted, a simple look at the cute, fuzzy creatures would tell you this, as anything that cuddly is up to ebil deeds!
 

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whaaa.... so THATS what my cat does when hes out of the house at night, sneaks into peoples houses and downloads chld porn.
 

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That's got to be the stupidest excuse I've ever heard. When he gets an attorney he should plead insanity if that's going to be his defense. The cat. Good grief.
 

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That actualy sounds like the kind of excuse youd see on like Judge Judy or Phoenix Wright you know something randomly unrealistic like that. XP
 
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That actualy sounds like the kind of excuse youd see on like Judge Judy or Phoenix Wright you know something randomly unrealistic like that. XP

OBJECTION! THE DEFENDANT IS TO FUCKED IN THE HEAD TO CORRECTLY RESPOND!

*Finger waggle.*
 

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objection! The defendant is to fucked in the head to correctly respond!

*finger waggle.*
OBJECTION! *deskslam* FUCKED IN THE HEAD OR NOT, THE DEFENSE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO CROSS-EXAMINE!

The defense wishes to call the cat to the stand!
 

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OBJECTION! *deskslam* FUCKED IN THE HEAD OR NOT, THE DEFENSE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO CROSS-EXAMINE!

The defense wishes to call the cat to the stand!

Baliff: Mr. Piddles, do you swear on the Bible to tell the Truth?

Mr Piddles: *Asleep in chair.*

Baliff: Your Honor, Mr Piddles in not cooperating.
 

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Baliff: Mr. Piddles, do you swear on the Bible to tell the Truth?

Mr Piddles: *Asleep in chair.*

Baliff: Your Honor, Mr Piddles in not cooperating.
Don't worry, it's just like that parrot. The REAL culprit had it trained to respond to key phrases. I learned this while snooping around the crime scene unauthorized.

Mr. Piddles! Are we forgetting something?
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Um...
What's the password?
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WANT SOME RYE? :'D


*dragged out of the courtroom in a straitjacket*
 
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Baliff: Mr. Piddles, do you swear on the Bible to tell the Truth?

Mr Piddles: *Asleep in chair.*

Baliff: Your Honor, Mr Piddles in not cooperating.

Mr Piddles, you are accused of downloading inappropriate media of children, how do you plead?

Meowwwwwwwwww.... *Purr.*

As we can clearly see, Mr Piddles holds no regrets.

Mrow?
 

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This is why I have a dog. He only down loads instructions on how to build bombs, and which federal buildings to target.
 
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