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IM ON A BOAT (warning: profanity in lyrics)

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YouTube - I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version


if you havent yet watch it!

what are your thoughts on the song?

i dont even like rap and i <3 this song



I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
[ The Lonely Island Lyrics are found on Lyrics ]
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
 

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that's awesome I'll have download that off itunes.
 

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Usually I hate rap but I like this song.
 
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:[ i did miss the boat
for a long time i didnt know wtf people were refering to when they said "im on a boat"
i thought it was some new slang term or something lol
 

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haha i think that's the point.

But yeah... This song was good like 6 months ago? :/ maybe you missed the boat...
I missed the boat
I missed the boat
Everybody look away cause im not on a boat
I missed the boat
I missed the boat
And now where the fuck is the muthafucking boat
 
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Oh my Gawd. Everyone I know says "I'm on a boat." It annoys the HELL out of me. I don't know why, it just does.

I'm not very fond of rap either.
 

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Is this what everyone online is so obsessed over all of the sudden?

What a bunch of crap.
 

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This reminds me of when Anthrax put out "I'm The Man". :D





That was pretty good. I live too far inland though, so I suppose that I missed the boat too.
 

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In all seriousness... how many black people do you see on boats? Especially here in the USA.

It's not a negative thing at all... it's just a race thing... the black folk I know absolutely HATE swimming or any water related activity. No boats, no swimming, no jet skis, nothing. If it's bigger than their bath tub... they don't want anything to do with it.

I can't understand the logic behind it.
 
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