Not sure why, but I wrote up this "make-believe" ADULT BABY HOSPITAL CHART about my "wish"...
ADULT BABY HOSPITAL (Long-Term Care Institution) #1
Patient's Treatment Record
Patient's Name: CAITIAN X
Patient's Age: 63
Patient's Birth Date: March 6, 1958
Patient's Sex: Male
Patient Race: Caucasian
Patient Height: 5' 8"
Patient Weight: 224 #'s
Patient Pre-Existing Conditions: Cerebral Palsy and Autism since Birth
If Developmentally Disabled, What is Patient's Cognitive Social Functioning Age? 2 to 6 Years of Age, Occasionally Age 8
Is Patient Continent? [Yes/No]: NO
Does Patient Wear/Use Incontinence Products? [Yes/No]: Yes
Does Patient Wear/Use Incontinence Products 24/7? [Yes/No]: Yes
List Incontinence Products Used Per 24 Hour Day: Diapers, Pull-Ups, Underpads, Condom Catheters w/Drainage Bag
Is Patient Verbal? [Yes/No]: No (Minimally Verbal, Mostly Mute 24/7)
Is Patient a Physical Fall Risk [Yes/No]: Yes
Does Patient have any Allergies [Yes/No]: Yes
List Allergies: Ampicillin/Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Tetracyclin, Seasonal Hay Fever
Is Patient Mobile? [Yes/No/Occasionally]: Occasionally
Does Patient Utilize Mobility Aids [Yes/No]: Yes
List Mobility Aids Utilized By Patient: Wheelchair (Manual), Quad Rollator Walker Frame, Loftstrand Crutches
Treatment Recomendations:
CAITIAN X should be admitted for permanent institutionalization.
Based upon his physical disabilities, CAITIAN X, requires the following:
(1) 24/7 Placement into a Crib (Crib must be heavilly padded on all four sides)
(2) 24/7 Nursing Care.
(3) Physical Restraint 24/7, due to intermittent daily self-abuse/injury behavior due to Autism
(4) Recommended Restraint Regime: Anti Self-Injury Helmet w/Complete Face-Shield, Wheelchair Restraints
(Hands, Wrists, Ankles, Waist/Chest) Crib Restraint (Flat Onto Back Side, Anti Self-Injury Helmet w/Complete
Face-Shield, Hand, Wrist, Ankle, and Chest Restraints)
(5) CAITIAN X is to be Bottle-Fed and Hand Spoon-Fed (Fluids and 100% Pureed Solid Food)
Additional Notes:
CAITIAN X is to be kept confined 16 hours per day, physically restrained in a crib.
CAITIAN X is to be kept in his wheelchair, physically restrained, for 8 hours per day.
CAITIAN X is to be not permitted television of any kind.
In the "environment" for CATIAN X, only soft plush toy animals and dolls allowed, along with 0 to 12-month-old
Infant toys and simple picture/word "board books".
Nurse/Orderly shall play one-on-one with CAITIAN X while he is awake, perform incontinence care, feeding, and taking vital signs.
Heart, Blood Pressure, Temperature (Via Rectum Only)