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TheTapedCrusader

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I don't know about y'all but personally, I keep running into ironic situations because of people not knowing that I am AB/DL. Things like coworkers making a joke about leaving a set of baby keys up front in case I had any regressive thoughts. Or another coworker giving me a coupon for the new Always pull ons. The whole time this is happening, I am just like, "You have noooooo idea!" Anyone else running into funny moments like this?

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Oh! And I overheard these frat guys the other day joking about wearing depends to parties so that if you get too drunk, you wont pee yourself. Pfffft!
 

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Those sound like odd things for your coworkers to do if they have no idea of your ab/dl side. ''Regressive tendencies'' isn't exactly a term tossed around every day. And why did he/she give you a diaper coupon? As a joke? I see in your profile you work at Babies R Us, are such jokes thus common there because of the nature of the business?
 

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dad used to bring his friends out on the boat a lot. A popular thing to do, at least in pickwick lake, is to wear the life jacket over your trunks to that you could float easier, and they frequently called it a swim diaper. As a joke one of the couples actually mimed out changing each others diapers with the life jackets. It got a laugh out of everyone, but it was certainly one of those if they only new moments for me.
 

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Those sound like odd things for your coworkers to do if they have no idea of your ab/dl side. ''Regressive tendencies'' isn't exactly a term tossed around every day. And why did he/she give you a diaper coupon? As a joke? I see in your profile you work at Babies R Us, are such jokes thus common there because of the nature of the business?
The coworker who made the regression comment is interested in the social sciences and reads alot on psychology. He knows I am a psychology major so he will throw jokes in about things if it fits. As far as the diaper coupon, I work at Walgreens now (need to edit my profile again) and the way the system is set up is certain coupons are set by the manufacturers to print whenever people buy certain products. So, it just randomly spit out that coupon and we laughed about it. (The best example of this was when a customer bought ONLY condoms and it kicked him out a coupon for Enfamil. I didn't have the heart to give it to him. LOL)
 

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All the time, and I mean all the time. When I am hanging out with my friends who are a year to two older than I am they pick on me, and call me the baby of the group. They have even dragged me through the little kids toy aisles, and asked if I would prefer the elmo or cookie monster plush, in front of countless groups of people. It happens almost every time we go to walmart. I just take it and laugh, sometimes I even play along, and I will walk around with one of them.
 
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Would that toy ISLE be the Island of Misfit Toys? (from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer) We're all misfits here, so that would make sense. :)

oops.. that should have been aisle now that i look it again.. sorry I was half asleep from a nap when I posted it.
 

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I haven't really had any experiences like that, but it sure sounds silly! I would be pretty embarrassed to be honest, I would have to keep a pretty strong poker face on if anyone directly mentioned diapers to me in real life.
 

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The best example of this was when a customer bought ONLY condoms and it kicked him out a coupon for Enfamil. I didn't have the heart to give it to him. LOL)

Haha...that's actually pretty funny and ironic.

I have a friend who is 6 days older than I am. Every time we have a birthday, he always makes a comment about us having to wear Depends. Yeah....if only he knew....gulp.
 

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Happens all the time to me too, I work in Health Care, so diaper and wet bed jokes abound... "if they only knew" goes through my head at least once a week, if not more!
 

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There's been a couple times when my dad had threatened to use diapers as a punishment...not to anyone specifically; more of a generalized threat to my brother, sister and I.
 

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Happens all the time to me too, I work in Health Care, so diaper and wet bed jokes abound... "if they only knew" goes through my head at least once a week, if not more!
That is fantastic. Lol
There's been a couple times when my dad had threatened to use diapers as a punishment...not to anyone specifically; more of a generalized threat to my brother, sister and I.
Just like general "You keep doing ______, and i will put you back in diapers!" kinda threat?
 

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If I don't want to do something some times my dad will call me a baby and make some reference to diapers tho recently he just calls me a baby *insultingly* and fake crys... if he only knew lol.

//back a few years ago my parents would make the put you back in diapers threat I called my dad on it ones jokingly to see what he would do and he just cursed lol.
 

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There was a baby bottle left in the dinning room at work a few weeks ago. We can get milk if we want with our meal on our 10 minute break; and we gave the bottle to a few people on their break when they ordered a milk. We said things like "Here's a bottle for your milk" and things like that. That was a fun shift...
 

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There was a baby bottle left in the dinning room at work a few weeks ago. We can get milk if we want with our meal on our 10 minute break; and we gave the bottle to a few people on their break when they ordered a milk. We said things like "Here's a bottle for your milk" and things like that. That was a fun shift...

You can get milk at work for free or like you sell it there?
 

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i'm facebook friends with a old school staff member from my high school. She constantly refers to her kids as "the little's" and recent made a post about her youngest starting potty training and was like "I'm going to be happy when I finally get all the little's out of diapers."

And i'm just here thinking of the term "Littles" in the AB/DL sense and not kids.



Also, she's apparently only 5 years older then me or so and I had to take directions from her. I ended signing about 4 permission slips for myself, by myself at that place since my dad held me back a year and I kinda screwed myself skipping in say 10th grade. Then got screwed by a "senior project". Fun, fun, fun when your stuck in borderline special education, right?
 

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i'm facebook friends with a old school staff member from my high school. She constantly refers to her kids as "the little's" and recent made a post about her youngest starting potty training and was like "I'm going to be happy when I finally get all the little's out of diapers."

And i'm just here thinking of the term "Littles" in the AB/DL sense and not kids.

Also, she's apparently only 5 years older then me or so and I had to take directions from her. I ended signing about 4 permission slips for myself, by myself at that place since my dad held me back a year and I kinda screwed myself skipping in say 10th grade. Then got screwed by a "senior project". Fun, fun, fun when your stuck in borderline special education, right?
The Facebook part is funny and ironic. And yeah I know what you mean the SPED issues, I was on an IEP for health reasons and ended up in SPED english my senior year. (My teacher was a few words I cant post on here and we had to almost sue the school district because her trying to go against my IEP which is a federal document. Yeah that was fun. Lol)
 

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you work at Babies R Us, are such jokes thus common there because of the nature of the business?

Not really. That's quite an odd thing even in that work environment.

As for the OP, I have a friend who always responds to "What's been going on lately?" with "Not much; same old shit, different diaper." And I have another friend who isn't one himself, but knows about infantilism and knows that another friend of ours is ABDL: We joke around about it quite a bit.
 
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