- Messages
- 293
- Role
- Adult Baby
What do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger, and a Jewish guy?
You get "Conan the Distributor!"
You get "Conan the Distributor!"
I was going to ask them for a gay joke, butt fuck it. Gay jokes aren’t funny, cum on guys.tiny said:I asked a dozen people what LGBTQ stands for. But no one gave me a straight answer.
Yah, it’s hard to image that they react that way to lemon, but seem to thing ass tastes totally normal! And all this BS about dogs having such a good sense of smell when mine sleeps with her nose next to her butt.AniwayasSong said:My Doggo once licked a lemon wedge (I'd set aside on my plate, after using it in my iced tea).
Watching as he literally dragged his tongue across the rug, after?
Priceless! Utterly priceless!
You can always tell the really great farmers…they’re outstanding in their field!egor said:I will share a farming secrete with y'all.
I you are watching the news and they are interviewing a farmer or Dairyman about their industry, how do you tell if they are lying?
Look and see if their lips are moving!!!!!
That actually sounds like it describes politicians much better than farmers.egor said:I will share a farming secrete with y'all.
I you are watching the news and they are interviewing a farmer or Dairyman about their industry, how do you tell if they are lying?
Look and see if their lips are moving!!!!!
My dad referred your Optical Rectal Clasmitites as Eyeball Rectimytis which resulted in the symptoms.egor said:I know of people that suffer from Optical Rectal Ciasmitites. That is the condition in which the nerves in your eyeballs cross with the nerves in your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life!!!
As a near silver individual I suffer from Curfew Disorder. This is what happens when all of your Joints lock up after 10 pm.
I once had a tender behind, but after over 5 years of being diapered 24/7 I now have Rhino Tushie.SAPexpanded said:One for the Train and railroad enthusiast community.
Why did the steam engine have a tender behind?
Because she was passing to many telegraph poles!