So funny! I like!!!
Thank you for that! I really needed that laugh!!!! That was funny! My face is still smiling!! Cute meow meow, you have there!
My Doggo once licked a lemon wedge (I'd set aside on my plate, after using it in my iced tea).
I get it! I like it, reminds me of someone I know, actually!
OUCH! & funny! Thank you. I think we all need this, don't ya think? (Not the hammering feet, necessarily, but laughter during this time, so you are very thanked!) WE should keep it going because it's so needed and also so darn FUN! I have to think up more jokes...but my mind is a bit blank lately, but I have good ones to give in a while, I promise!
I’m warning you guys that if you keep the sick jokes up I’m going to break out some of them my dad used to tell. He was the king of sick jokes. He would get you involved with his long story and then make you regret the time you had invested when he gave the punch line. He was a salesman and, later, a sales manager which accounts for his natural ability to get you interested and involved in his jokes right up to the end. It’s been many years since I’ve heard from one of his jokes and I sure do miss him, I mean them. Stay padded, your butt can always use the cushion.me (current) three favorite:
me: "oh, did you see the news?"
them: "no, what happened?"
me: "an actor was stabbed. Reese... Reese… Reese whats-her-name?"
them: "Witherspoon?"
me: "no, with a knife!"
me: "oof i also read this in the news today. they had an obituary for an Italian chef today."
them: *no*
me: "he pasta-way!"
them: "lion, I’m gonna kill you."
me: "hehe you know what's worse? he was so poor when he died that he didn't even have a penne to his name!"
me: "ok i had one more joke i was gonna say. i made it up! it was about juice drinks, and it was really funny, but i can't unfortunately can't seem to remember the punch line…"
*mic drop*
Too bad I can't submit some of the songs I wrote to that bar I saw...but that joke reminds me of the old joke, "What do you call a legless person?"
EEEEWWWW!
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