I tolded my girlfriend

[Klokwork]

You may have noticed I haven't been posting lately. Well, I've been hangin' out with my kick ass kunoichi. She doesn't kick ass much ass as me, but then again, who does? I told her about my Tbism. Oh shit, I mean Abism. Ugh. I'm old folks. One day a once spry young ninja starts throwing plasmaballs at oncoming oil tankers instead of smashing them with his face. Anyhoo, She seems pretty cool about it, and encouraged my honesty I always advocated secrecy because it seemed greedy to me to creep out your significant other, but If you know and love each other, go for it.

 

[Point]

Sweet. Not sour, or salty, but like sugar! If I were Confucius I could confuse you but I'm not. I'm Sensiousus. And I hope your relationship blossoms, like lotus rose.

 

[maddi]

uhh... it's "told" my gf... there's no such word as "tolded"... and I'm glad you were honest ...

 

[link]

Sweet. Not sour, or salty, but like sugar! If I were Confucius I could confuse you but I'm not. I'm Sensiousus. And I hope your relationship blossoms, like lotus rose.

... right ...

 

[Klokwork]

uhh... it's "told" my gf... there's no such word as "tolded"... and I'm glad you were honest ...

Funny, the grammar mistake is so obvious it's almost as if I meant to do it...

 

[Dave]

Funny, the grammar mistake is so obvious it's almost as if I meant to do it...

Yeah dude it is pretty obvious you did it on purpose however some people get really irritated with the whole baby talk online thing, I personally could care less but hey.

By the way man congratz on finding a girl that understands and is cool about it. Don't push for her to join in if you can resist it let her think about it cause if she wwant to try it or indulge she will talk to you about it

 

[Donnie]

used to have a tb girlfriend... but that time is behind me

now im just trying to find a normal girlfriend, tb or not

glad your girlfriend understands though

 

[mizzycub]

Lucky you! Hope it carries on to go as well for you as it has obviously gone so far. I'm really happy for you!

Now for some linguistics geekery. The baby speak equivalent of tell would most likely be 'telled' not 'tolded'. The -ed usually gets stuck on to the infinitive form, here 'tell'. To stick the regular ending on the irregular verb would be very unlikely. I have only ever seen 'tolded' used facetiously, never as a serious attempt at baby talk.

[/tangental geek attack]

 

[Klokwork]

It's not baby talk you retards. I'm just trying to make this thread look different from the other "out of the closet threads", so I can identify it easily. Leave it to ADISC to derail a thread over one inconsequential word.

used to have a tb girlfriend... but that time is behind me

heaven forbid you expound on that at all. Then this thread would be helpful, topical and informational.

 

[Shen]

It's not baby talk you retards. I'm just trying to make this thread look different from the other "out of the closet threads", so I can identify it easily. Leave it to ADISC to derail a thread over one inconsequential word.

used to have a tb girlfriend... but that time is behind me
heaven forbid you expound on that at all. Then this thread would be helpful, topical and informational.

The negative energy of this post made me giggle.
Thank you. lol

 

[dogboy]

Time isn't behind you; it's in your past. Toilet paper is behind you...haha!

 

[inquantum]

Congrats to you man. And yeah, like the rest before me, the title ought to be "told", not "tolded". But the title did catch my eye and that is probably why I entered this thread.

 

[Dash]

Hmmm.... told. tolded. are y'all really that bovver'd? Talk about going off on a tangent

But, as Dave mentioned - and who I can't be arsed quoting because that would mean going ALL the way back to the last page (no offence) but may be worth mentioning again - just because your lady accepts your AB-ness, doesn't mean she wants to get right in there herself.

I tried to hint to my girl, who knew exactly what I was getting at, just to see if she had even the slightest desire to try it out. She didn't, although she anticipates that she may at some point. Still not worth pressuring her over, though.

But still... I'm happy for you, dude.

 

[phished]

congrats, wish i had the courage to let my gf know that i not only need but enjoy diapers.

 

[BromeTeks]

Good job! It is always good to hear of more acceptance in this world.