I need to be more careful

[legokid]

About three weeks ago I ordered some diaper samples and they came yesterday while I was at school so my mom got the package luckily though when I came home she wasn't there and she hadn't opened it so I took it up to my room and hid everything. An hour later my mom comes home and asks where the package is and what was in it I lied and said I hadn't seen it but I'm a bad lier and always smlie when I lie luckily I was feeling ill so I didn't smile but my mom was looking for it everywhere but she didn't find it and blamed it on my baby cousin who was there so it was close but I got away

 

[Pojo]

...Wait, what? You need a little more punctuation...How did your mom know there was a package when she wasn't there?

 

[Valentine]

OK, so now your mom thinks that someone stole the package?

 

[Charlie]

Package came, mum received it and put it somewhere, he came home and his mother was out, he moved package, mother asked what was in the package, he lied (with the aid of feeling ill disguising his usual inability to lie convincingly), his mother blamed a baby for meddling with the package.

Anyway, close call! Thank god you weren't caught! You should come up with good lies beforehand though, because a package weirdly going missing might raise alarm bells.

 

[Pojo]

Package came, mum received it and put it somewhere, he came home and his mother was out, he moved package, mother asked what was in the package, he lied (with the aid of feeling ill disguising his usual inability to lie convincingly), his mother blamed a baby for meddling with the package.

He said that she asked where the package was, not what was in the package

 

[Charlie]

He said that she asked where the package was, not what was in the package

Actually, she asked both questions:
"and asks where the package is and what was in it"

 

[Pojo]

Actually, she asked both questions:
"and asks where the package is and what was in it"

Yeah well...Yeah...

 

[scarolina21]

That is why I haven't ordered anything off of the internet yet, my mom only works two days a week.

 

[EpicPie]

Lemme guess, underjams?

 

[diaperfans]

I prefer buying diaper in person.

 

[010Daniel010]

If she had asked where the package was that would have inevitably lead to "What is it?", especially if it's addressed to you.