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- Diaper Lover
I found this on a forum ahaha I thought it was pretty funny
DIAPERS!
for babys u say?
NOT ANYMORE!
u see, diapers r the ultimite tool,
how often are you sitting at ur computer, reading a book, talking to a friend, or playing your vidiogames, and then
BAM! the urge strikes u, u realize u hav to poop!
DUN DUN DUNNNN!
u go running to the bathroom and waist 1-5 minuets of your valuble life!
with new DIAPERS, you can just *ahhhhh* let it all out, and it feels GREAT
your nice big DUMP nestles careingly inbetween the diaper and your butt.
u can even use them while:
washing your car,
DRIVING your car,
having a conversation,
on the phone,
and many more,
you can even use them,
WHILE YOUR ASLEEP!
now i kno what your thinking
"wont we have to CHANGE our diapers?"
yes you will, but diapers are designed to handle MASSIVE LOADS,
you can use 1 diaper for up to 5 loads,
thats almost a WEEKS WORTH OF POTTY BREAKS!
on top of being usefull there also styleish,
you can get pictures on your diapers,
butterflys,
fire trucks,
even broken hearts for the average EMO!.
an offer like this would probobly cost up to 12,000$
but this week only we'll sell a life time supply for the low price of
YOUR DIGNITY!
so what are yoiu waiting for,
BUY FIVE NOW!
DIAPERS!
DIAPERS!
for babys u say?
NOT ANYMORE!
u see, diapers r the ultimite tool,
how often are you sitting at ur computer, reading a book, talking to a friend, or playing your vidiogames, and then
BAM! the urge strikes u, u realize u hav to poop!
DUN DUN DUNNNN!
u go running to the bathroom and waist 1-5 minuets of your valuble life!
with new DIAPERS, you can just *ahhhhh* let it all out, and it feels GREAT
your nice big DUMP nestles careingly inbetween the diaper and your butt.
u can even use them while:
washing your car,
DRIVING your car,
having a conversation,
on the phone,
and many more,
you can even use them,
WHILE YOUR ASLEEP!
now i kno what your thinking
"wont we have to CHANGE our diapers?"
yes you will, but diapers are designed to handle MASSIVE LOADS,
you can use 1 diaper for up to 5 loads,
thats almost a WEEKS WORTH OF POTTY BREAKS!
on top of being usefull there also styleish,
you can get pictures on your diapers,
butterflys,
fire trucks,
even broken hearts for the average EMO!.
an offer like this would probobly cost up to 12,000$
but this week only we'll sell a life time supply for the low price of
YOUR DIGNITY!
so what are yoiu waiting for,
BUY FIVE NOW!
DIAPERS!
