- Diaper Lover
Lol, I changed my avatar. What do ya' think? Should i go back to the rice ball? ::smile1:
So I walked into my house, and mom was like "Hi". I was all like "shut up!" So I ran over and just punched the hell out of that bitch. Then my neighbor was like "Hey, what's all the ruckus". I jumped over tables and couches and shit and beat the crap out of him. He was all like "Ow" and complaining and shit. Then his 5 year old daughter started crying, so I drop kicked her and that shut her up. Then their dog started yapping, so punched that thing right in the face. Then the guy's wife started bitching. I was starting to get a boner because she was looking fine, but her voice broke that daydream. I then did a roundhouse kick and snapped her hip in half. Afterwards I went back inside and ate a sandwich. It's hard being a Christian sometimes.