Guys, are you forgetting the awesomeness and functionality of cargo pockets?
Just fold them into a cargo pocket and bam, nobody cares or notices.
i don't dare go out of the house with them on
You'll find that most people in a public restroom are too busy paying attention to their own needs to think a thing about you. Kinda like if someone in a wheelchair comes into the restroom... you don't stare... it's impolite.