How can I become a dragon?

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Rawrzipan

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I don't know why, but recently, all of a sudden I've been obsessed with finding a way to become a real dragon. I'm willing to try almost anything right now. If anyone has a link or any suggestion at all, it would be appreciated.
 

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Ummm....

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OK, I guess the closest thing to do without having some major body manipulation and stuff costing bilions of dollars, would be to get a fursuit.

Saves you pain, money, and the possibility of dying.

@ Orca

Those better be some magic drugs or something.
 

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the only way is to take some good drugs....however i wouldnt recommend it.
 

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Try really really hard. Don't ever ever give up, you can do this, I know you can.
 

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And I wish I were an anthropomorphic fox, but that's just not going to happen. :sweatdrop:
All you can do is pretend, RP, write stories, draw, etc...
 

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Die.

Satan needs more dragons. He's tired of hellhounds and succubi. :p
 

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Steal somebody else's cursed gold! That will turn you into a dragon. At least in the land of Narnia, so you have to go there first.
 

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Die.

Satan needs more dragons. He's tired of hellhounds and succubi. :p

What is Satan's stance on weasels? ;)

Sometimes I think about what it would be like to be a weasel, but then I remember that I would have a tail. Tails don't fit into diapers very well.
 

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What is Satan's stance on weasels? ;)
He doesn't mind anybody as long as they bring food for his Sunday potluck.

Sometimes I think about what it would be like to be a weasel, but then I remember that I would have a tail. Tails don't fit into diapers very well.

They have diapers for dogs with little tail-holes. :D
 

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You go on LiveJournal and make posts about how you're really a dragon and anyone who says otherwise is a dirty troll hater.
 

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He doesn't mind anybody as long as they bring food for his Sunday potluck.

They have diapers for dogs with little tail-holes. :D

Oh, I see! I'd bring some cookies. :) And I'd forgotten about the doggie diapers.

You go on LiveJournal and make posts about how you're really a dragon and anyone who says otherwise is a dirty troll hater.

And of course you trump all arguments that conflict with your obvious dragonitude by declaring "Fuck you! I'm a dragon!"
 

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Well, you could go Narnia style. Give in to the greed, find some water that turns stuff to gold, and stuff your clothes with gold items. Then randomly turn into a dragon, fight a sea serpent, pull a boat, get owned, then go back to being normal because of a lion. Oh, but your name has to be Eustace first.
 

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Why don't you go find the Dragon Balls and ask Shenron to grant you a wish? Other than that I don't really know any other way.
 

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This is brilliant!
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A wonderful satire of all the idiots who want to become a baby again
 
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Dragon powder, not permanent but works very well. However you need to find a real dragon first and have it give you some. You can't steal it, it has to be given. Most dragons have forgotten to humnan tongue however and will grow annoyed when you talk to them and light you on fire or eat you.
 
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