has anyone been discovered

[CrazySmoker]

I really have no clue what you tried to say there..

I'll try to summarize what I understood: You live in a EuroVan, the cops came in through an open door, they were attractive woman police, you tried to ask one to diaper you but it din't work out?

If so I am speechless..

No it was one guy and one female cops. I didn't asked, because I was very embarased.