Happy Singles Awareness Day!

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Takashi

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It's times like this that i'm happy I have someone. :)
 

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Well I better go get my stocks out of peanut corporation of America considering its feb, 2008 again.

Also I completely agree with you Lukie. Though Connor Obrest of Bright Eyes said it best "Love is a excuse to get hurt."
 
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The V word. Always make me wonder why I don't make a better effort towards girls.
 

satyrical

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I am single, yes. But I also got a lot of chocolate today.

So I have mixed emotions about the day.
 

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I am single, yes. But I also got a lot of chocolate today.

So I have mixed emotions about the day.
Just pick one of the people who gave you that chocolate for Val Day! Sounds like you have quite a few people to choose from ;)

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How do I get through another Valentine's Day alone? One word: Riesling. Kidding; I just like riesling.
 

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I want love. I'd be a great husband one day but its soo hard nowdays...

I have no one this year.
 

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Hearts and roses and kisses galore...

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade

For all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit

Because I think love is a crock of shit

So there's the story ... what else can I say?

Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentine's Day!


Showed up in my email a few years back but still makes it's point.
 

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I am single, yes. But I also got a lot of chocolate today.

So I have mixed emotions about the day.
If Hittler gave you chocolate would that make you have mixed emotions about him?
 

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Bah. Im happy to be single. I hate love, with the exception of my family. Valentine's day is my most hated day every year.
 

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O my God, Charlie F!!! That's pretty funny in a terribly twisted way. I suppose that's how you go out on a date?
 
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