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mcmec

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What would you do if you were stuck in a Walmart for a month with no one but yourself. No access to the outside world. There is only one toilet but it is filthy. Anything you do in there will not be monitored and at the end of the month you get out of there with no evidence whatsoever that it was you that was in there.
 

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First thing I'd do is find cleaning supplies to clean the toilet, haha!
 

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Clean the toilet.

My thought as well. Not to mention that I wouldn't be in a Walmart for much less than a zombie apocalypse. Being trapped in a building just doesn't activate my diaper senses.
 

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I'd be banging my head on the walls in between reading books, watching DVD's, and running around in the store like a lunatic.
 

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Take a lighter, lighter fluid, and propane so I can use it to burn the toilet. I will then use a sledgehammer and chainsaw to destroy the burned toilet. FUCK TOILETS!!!

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Being a diaper lover, I will only use the store's diapers for the bathroom because the actual bathroom will have been destroyed in protest. I will take poster board and a marker and make a sign that says "God hates toilets", then go to a toilet salesman's funeral to protest. Did I mention that at the protest I will wear nothing but a Walmart diaper?

When I get back to the Walmart, I will dispose of my used diapers in the destroyed bathroom and have a sleepover in the camping section, complete with a camping stove, sleeping bag, tent, and fishing pole (because I am too lazy to grab items from other aisles myself). I will make s'mores, using graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows. Of course, the marshmallows will be used for other purposes as well.

Out of boredom, I will light small fires around the store, shoot their rifles and shotguns from the sporting goods department, play their video games, and watch their DVD and Blu-ray movies on their (now mine) flat-screen TV. I may get adventurous and try on some of their women's clothing. I will later build houses out of toilet paper/paper towels, just to burn them down. When I am done with that Walmart, the entire store will look like Hiroshima combined with Ground Zero (or just the entire nation of Somalia); the only exception being the used diapers littered everywhere like landmines in a post-Yugoslavian Bosnia.

Diaper days... my style!
 
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1 Month in Walmart, by my self, no access to the outside world, including internet.....

I'd probably diaper myself up, then setup the electronics section and setup one kick ass entertainment center with multiple big screens, surround sound etc.

Then I'd probably blow my brains out because I was stuck in Walmart for a Month :)
 
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Well, I certainly wouldn't like it but I could survive.

Food wouldn't be a problem, obviously.

I'd say fuck the toilet and use their Diaper inventory instead (although the only useable diapers they carry are the Depend Fit-Max, which suck). For entertainment, I'd try to find some way to power the computers or game consoles in the Electronics department. Or try to obtain a guitar from one of those "starter" guitar packs and just play guitar until I can get out of the store.

So... what exactly is going on outside that is keeping me from being let out?
 

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Like many other's I'd clean the toilet and replace the toilet seat, wal-mart does sell those. It's not like wal-mart has any good adult diapers anyway.

Anyways here's a list.

1. Clean/fix toilet.
2. microwave, toaster, mini fridge, deep fryer, toaster oven.
3. Go food shopping. Spicy Nacho doritos, two 6 packs of henery wienhards root beer, case of water, oatmeal Scotties toll house cookies, 2 bottles of simply lemonade, blueberry toaster strudel, shrimp, fish sticks, tazo chai latte, whole milk for the chai latte. Find where they keep wal-marts popcorn chicken from the deli. (It's good, cheap and filling, great snack.) Franks Red Hot Sauce.
4. Portable water heater, largest kiddie pool I can find, bubble bath, hose and something to connect the hose to a faucet. I'm staying clean!
5. raid baby section for anything I want. lavender baby wash, for sure.
6. Toy isle, plushies.
7. Camping/sporting goods area. sleeping bag, tent, blow up mattress with air compressor.
8. grab a mountain bike
9. better shoes
10. white chocolate lindt balls. ALL OF THEM. they're mine!!!!
11. PS3, 360, Wii, blu-rays, games, DVDs, books, music,
12. more plushies
13. My little pony bedding
14. more my little pony bedding
 

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I'd clean up the bathroom. Then, I'd use some of the bedding and clothing to build myself a fort. I'd also try to make alcohol out of any of the fruit juices, especially if I could find some yeast in there. I might also try to find a sewing machine and take advantage of the opportunity to learn how to sew and make onesies or something. I'd also probably hone my aim with some of the items in the sporting goods department and some of the glass knick-knacky stuff. Depending upon things, I might also read some of the reading materials or play some of the video games.

All of this, of course, is premised on the idea that I'd ever step foot into a Walmart long enough to get trapped inside.
 

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First thing I would do is clean the toilet, not to use it necessarily but I don’t want my only place with a sink to be filthy so I can still use the bathroom for the sinks and stuff.

Next thing I would do is try to locate a shower if there is one, if there isn’t a trip to the gardening section for a few large metal tubs, a pond water pump and hoses and some shower heads along with something to get some nice hot water like a lot of camp stoves (Wal-Mart has small hot water heaters in store for the bathrooms) these things would make a nice tub/shower.

Next depending on the time of day I would visit the deli and make myself a sandwich and get a drink, next it’s off to the diaper isle to make the best of what they have, probably depends max outer with a lot of stuffers using other adult and baby diapers, I would also make use of all the other powder and supplies they have in the baby isles, especially disposal wise.

Next would be my transport, one of the big adult 3 wheel bikes with a battery motor will work nicely or a moded power wheels jeep. To get around the store easier. After that I would raid the fabric isle and make a big fort and fill it with a big TV and blue ray player and vids and a nice computer to play games since no outside contact assumes no TV or internet. Once the entertainment was setup I would modify a few baby cribs together using the in-house tools to make myself a nice crib and a changing table with stocked supplies, a mini fridge filled with bottles would be nice.

Once I started to get board I would probably convert the garden section into a jungle and run around shooting little targets with a gun or fireworks rockets ( some Wal-Mart’s carry fireworks  ) after that I would probably raid the candy isle depending on what season and holiday they were stocked for, repeat and enjoy for a month before moving on to the next Wal-Mart :p
 

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My favorite so far is woofcub's.
I would clean the toilet then diaper up and set up camp in the employee lounge. After that I would move anything I really want into the employee lounge. Free food+ Diapers +all the entertainment you could want=one happy boy with a really tall pile of used diapers.
 

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I'd clean up the bathroom. Then, I'd use some of the bedding and clothing to build myself a fort. I'd also try to make alcohol out of any of the fruit juices, especially if I could find some yeast in there. I might also try to find a sewing machine and take advantage of the opportunity to learn how to sew and make onesies or something. I'd also probably hone my aim with some of the items in the sporting goods department and some of the glass knick-knacky stuff. Depending upon things, I might also read some of the reading materials or play some of the video games.

All of this, of course, is premised on the idea that I'd ever step foot into a Walmart long enough to get trapped inside.

The one here in Stockton on hammer lane has beer, wine and even spirits. :p
 

GoldDragonAurkarm

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The one here in Stockton on hammer lane has beer, wine and even spirits. :p
No kidding? Hell, the one in my hometown might even sell booze now. I haven't been there in a decade, so I couldn't tell you. I remembered them being booze-free, but if they're selling, saves me the time.

That said, I'd probably still try, if for no other reason than as something to do.
 

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No kidding? Hell, the one in my hometown might even sell booze now. I haven't been there in a decade, so I couldn't tell you. I remembered them being booze-free, but if they're selling, saves me the time.

That said, I'd probably still try, if for no other reason than as something to do.

The one in stockton was booze free for a time to. But once they bulit/moved into super wal-mart across the road from the orginal spot, they goot beer/wine licenses. Now they have a lquior license.

the Wal-mart in Coos Bay Oregon though doesn't have liquor. but im serious about the one here having a at least half a asile of liquor, and some decent ones too.
 

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Are they Walmart prices? Or is it just a liquor store in a Walmart?

I'm actually not sure, I've only walked trough the isle as a shortcut since it was beer in a fridge case on one side then racks of liquor/wine on the other side. I wouldn't be surprised if the cost was slightly higher. When I breezed trough there the shelves were nearly fully stocked in late afternoon.
 
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Baby myself up and steal car parts for my jeep and all the electronics
 
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