Ever Swallow Anything Strange?

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Pramrider

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Something that normally shouldn't be swallowed, that is? :rolleyes: Reading the thread about benefits of eating smaller portions had me thinking of what I liked to eat when I was little, and also sparked an old memory of something I shouldn't have eaten, if you could call what happened "eating". I was about 3 or 4 and getting into mischief as usual. :D This time I was digging into my mother's jewelry box and took out a dangle type earring. It wasn't an expensive diamond or pearl, btw. For some reason I kept putting it into my mouth. Maybe to make it dangle wildly by shaking my head while holding onto the screw back with my teeth. Hard to remember now exactly what I was doing. I do remember holding my head back while putting it in my mouth again, only this time it went in and quickly slid down my throat like a slippery cough drop! Mom came in immediately thereafter, almost instinctively, to see what I was up to. My facial expression always gave me away, plus when I was real quiet somewhere else in the house she knew I was up to no good. Looking at me, she knew I had done something but couldn't put her finger on it. Of course, I said I was just playing and left it at that. I guess she always wondered what became of the matching earring. I don't remember seeing it come out, not that I would know to check at such a young age. Wouldn't it be something if the earring was still hung up somewhere in my innards after all these years? LOL Has anyone else ever accidently swallowed something like that?

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i broke a brace of my braces last year and swallowed that. It was really sharp. I also swallowed the key to the garage door when i was 5 because someone did it on TV. We got it back though!
 

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not me, but my brother would eat cigarette butts, not jsut once, but over and over again when he was 2-3, i have no idea why, he would get a mouthfull and SCREAM, weed get it all cleaned out, then a few minutes later he'd take another handfull and cram it in!
 

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Dude, your brother is like 2-3 years old and already has huge nicotine cravings!!! CURSE YOU NICOTINE!!!!!!
 

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I've been trying to think but I don't recall ever doing that, will have to ask my mum. I most likely have, I was a real bastard of a child
 

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SCREAM, weed get it all cleaned out, then a few minutes later he'd take another handfull and cram it in!
I hope you mean we'd as in we would as I take a strong morale stance agsinst using illegal drugs to clean out a 2-3 olds mouth:eek::laugh:(not that it would do much good) BUt on a serious note Id on't really remember much from my childhood ive swallowed a couple different coins and at one point i swallowed a small silve ball(don't remeber from what)
 
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no, i didn't eat anything, and i never really did anything that bad. i climbed trees though. i loved climbing trees. still do, but now i'm much more causios (darn you concious!!!)
 

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Dental floss.

Yeah, do don't it. End result is scary. >_<
seconded o_O

well... when i was 3 or 4 i managed to remove the child-proof cap on a bottle of calpol medicine and consume the whole lot. Luckily my brother saw me do it, told my parents, and away to hospital with me. ^^,

the only other crap i've swallowed is a 5p coin and chewing gum.
 

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Don't think I ever swallowed I shouldn't've that when I was a kid, I was a good little boy!

But back when I was about 14 I went through a weird phase where I'd eat glue. Yep, glue. I would grab a big chunk of those pritt-stick thingies, leave it to dry out and then eat it. It tasted kinda nice really, I think.
 

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Ummm...can't say as I've ever swallowed anything, purposely or accidentally,that wasn't meant to be swallowed.

However, there was a boy in my third grade class who ate purple crayons. No, he didn't eat any other colours, just the purple ones! This was before the days of scented crayons so it couldn't have been the "grape" scent that drew him. I guess he just liked purple...or maybe he didn't like it! Anyway, if your purple crayon was missing, there was a fairly good chance that it had been eaten!!!
 

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12 posts in, and nobody's made a blow-job joke! :eek: :p


I don't recall eating anything I shouldn't have when I was younger. I've always been a fussy eater anyway, so there's little chance of me eating someone non-edible. I do recall sticking a stone up my nose though...

I do like to eat dead skin though! :D
 

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I don't recall ever eating things that I'm not supposed to, but I probably did when I was very young
 

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However, there was a boy in my third grade class who ate purple crayons. No, he didn't eat any other colours, just the purple ones! This was before the days of scented crayons so it couldn't have been the "grape" scent that drew him. I guess he just liked purple...or maybe he didn't like it! Anyway, if your purple crayon was missing, there was a fairly good chance that it had been eaten!!!
My dogs like to eat crayons, I don't know why, but they do......
 

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As Conan O'Brien said... Once. In college. I was really drunk. We were just experimenting. And he was really really cute. And it has nothing to do with my avatar. Bah, Charlie F ruined my joke...
 

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12 posts in, and nobody's made a blow-job joke! :eek: :p
goddammit!!! :wallbash:

it actually crossed my mind and i thought "no; people will just think i'm being crude and disgusting"... which it is... but still... nmyeh.
 

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i used to eat pixie sticks, paper and all. my saliva would turn the tip into concrete so instead of working it out with my fingers i would just eat the whole thing.
also, i accidentally ate a bee... yeah, that was unnerving.
and i used to eat watermelon bubblicious bubble gum. it was too good. i can't buy it anymore for fear of swallowing it.
but there was this one time... after school... my friend dared me to go down on him and well...
 
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