best diaper job of them all, Astronaut.
it is acceptable to wear a diaper and I get to go into space.
I wonder if any diaper companies would be looking for a "field tester." I would be willing to thoroughly put the diapers through their paces in nearly any situation. I could get paid for what I already do! It can't be too easy to find people (even people who work at a diaper company) who are willing to wear, use, and report back on diapers.