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aj1983

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what about if you're wearing a dry-suit and somekind of scuba mask? :smile1: also sometimes they catch a shark and get it on the boat and its still alive abit and bites a sailor :thumbsup:

But no need for you to fear, sharks don't attack the Scotish, they mostly prefer Australians :thumbsup:
 

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what about if you're wearing a dry-suit and somekind of scuba mask? :smile1: also sometimes they catch a shark and get it on the boat and its still alive abit and bites a sailor :thumbsup:

But no need for you to fear, sharks don't attack the Scotish, they mostly prefer Australians :thumbsup:
If you're wearing a dry suit, I still technically say that you're wet. Just your skin isn't. And on a boat, that's sharks self defence. :D
 

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So are you at risk of a shark attack when you take a shower?
 
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So are you at risk of a shark attack when you take a shower?
Laughs...

Of course not.
...Laughs even more.

What if you're just slightly damp? Will they just lick you?

Did you also know that if you put a slice of ham in your DVD drive, it'll play a short film about pigs.

(Stolen from Great Lies to Tell Small Kids - same author as Bunny Suicides)
 

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Wow!!! Um so that means one will come out of your hose and take you out? Whats kinda funny is that one of my songs i have on my computer came on names shark attack when i opend this thread xD!
 

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Ha ha...good timing. My wife and I just watched a movie on SiFi called Shark Attack. It was absolutely terrible with bad writing, bad acting and bad effects. I kept thinking about the old Saturday Night Live skit on Land Shark. Thanks Trevor.
 
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