Diaper puns lol

[Diaperdudeinmass]

I shit you not!

 

[egor]

I hope this does not get me in trouble!!

Diapers are good, whether you are "coming" or going!

 

[griphixx]

I hope this does not get me in trouble!!

Diapers are good, whether you are "coming" or going!

Very true

 

[PamperDamper]

Whilst wearing a Barnyard, you must corral before you walk.

 

[ChocChip]

Did you hear about the trio of incontinent opera singers? They called themselves the Three Tenas...

 

[LilxFawn]

I keep trying to come up with a good diaper pun, but I can’t quite pin one down .

 

[LilxFawn]

Not a pun but what do you call a salesperson who’s wearing a diaper? Full of crap!

 

[LittleTahani]

Every one already covered my thoughts lol

 

[griphixx]

Some people are always in a crappy mood

 

[I_am_Groot]

What do diaper wearers and musicians have in common?
They both usually publish on A DISC

 

[PamperDamper]

Some prefer prints and colors, but I like my diaper pale.

 

[Fireheat]

How about this for a joke what do politicians and diapers have in common.
Answer they both need to be changed regularly otherwise they both fill up with crap

 

[PamperDamper]

What did the bladder say to the diaper?

Tank, you weary much.

 

[TeddyBearCowboy]

*random question/ statement*
It Depends

No fair, that is a given pun used over and over.

but a classic none-the-less.

 

[TeddyBearCowboy]

Politicians are like diapers...

Umm.. cuz they are full of sh...?

 

[TeddyBearCowboy]

To wee or not to wee... that is the question.

Hamlet, William Shakespeare (I might have gotten this just a wee bit incorrect)

 

[PamperDamper]

There were plenty of Good Knights at the medieval fair.

 

[griphixx]

There were plenty of Good Knights at the medieval fair.

Took me a good minute, but that's great

 

[PamperDamper]

I heard the Plastic family disowned Woven Cloth because he was the backsheet of the family.

 

[PamperDamper]

Just saw a headline news story.

Elastic Waste Banned.

What gives?