Diaper puns lol

What do you do when you have dirty thoughts about diapers?
Change your mind.
 
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What did Anakin say to his wife?

"Pad me."
 
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Did you hear about the guy whose toddler son dumped a whole thing of sore muscle rub down his diaper? It was Absorbine (absorbing) Jr. 😲 🤭
 
Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer has a case of Bambinose.
 
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Back later, I have a bottom-line to Attend to... 🤭
 
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Am I the only one associating this campaign slogan with other streams and changes than intended?
(there have been lots of other slogans with "change", but this one is particularly evocative for me)

"Don't Change the Team in the Middle of the Stream" – 1992 presidential campaign slogan of George H. W. Bush
 
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You are such a little pisser
 
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Don’t piss me off
 
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“This stinks like yesterday’s diapers” quote from baby Herman in who framed Roger Rabbit.
 
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Changing nappies is a crap job.
 
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Did you hear about the woman who left her AB husband? It was a very messy divorce. 🤭
 
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BobbiSueEllen said:
Did you hear about the woman who left her AB husband? It was a very messy divorce. 🤭
And she left him because he wasn’t very Dependable, and refused to change... in fact, he was taking the piss!
 
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If you’re happy in your nappy clap your hands!
 
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Jinks said:
If you’re happy in your nappy clap your hands!
*clap* *clap*
 
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What did the cloth diaper say to the disposable?



"What'sap"
 
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What did one diapered cheek say to the other?

"No need to get so rash!" :ROFLMAO:
 
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After promising to tyke care of it, the diaper got a new poopy!
 
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Not a pun, but an old diaper joke.

Why are baby diapers called Huggies and Pampers and Adult diapers are called depends?

Because every one is willing to Huggies and Pamper a baby that needs to be changed, and with an adult it entirely DEPENDS on who is in the will.
 
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There's this new 007 movie due out soon, involving ABDLs...

You Only Luvs Twice.
 
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Ian16545 said:
There's this new 007 movie due out soon, involving ABDLs...

You Only Luvs Twice.
From the rush hour with luvs! Was another 007 film.
 
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