Diaper jokes thread!

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Prussic_aux

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I thought it might be a good idea to have a separate thread to get diaper jokes out of your system :)

I'll start:

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 After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

Oh, if you've got pics, you can post them ;)
 

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A pollitican is like a diaper. It needs changing, because it's full of s***
 

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A boss is like a diaper, it's always on your A**and usually full of Sh**
 

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What kind of underwear do senior citizens wear?

Depends.
 

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Diaper jokes thread! These are the jokes friends, laugh it up!

that doesn't qualify as a joke that's more of a mean remark.

:bunny:OMFG - Let's not make out a senior citizen/diaper joke to be somehow politically incorrect!

Give it 5 years and THAT will be construed as a hate crime. WTF!

If George Carlin hadn't died, he'd probably be jailed because he offended some poor bastard.

I'll post a diaper joke later, It's 3:00 AM (again) and I'm out of the mood now.:bunny:
 
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This is an extremely racy, "blue" (or "yellow" if you're Chinese) joke ...

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS JOKE UNLESS YOU HAVE REACHED CHRONOLOGICAL MAJORITY IN YOUR COUNTRY/JURISDICTION.

What's the worst part about going down on bald pussy?

Putting the diaper back when you're done.
 
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Heres a bunch of lame "you might be a Teen Baby if..." jokes i wrote serveral years ago, lol.
You might be a TeenBaby if...
you go over to your friend's house just to visit their plushies.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you think 'shooting up' involves a enema bag insted of heroin.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
your dog pees in your bed and you get jelous insted of mad.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
your cat pees in your bed and you take credit for it.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
at family reunions you insist at sitting at the kid's table until your 50.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
when people refer to tuberculious as TB you start to giggle uncontrolably.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
your parents say your spoiled rotten and you get paranoid their refering to your diaper's smell.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
your parents find your pot-stash and your just thankful your diaper-stash is hidden better.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you goto raves and take extasy just so you have an excuse to use a pacifier in public.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you meet a 1-year-old in diapers and ask them if they wear for fun or need.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you have your name legally changed to Teddy Bear just so your initials are are TB.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you goto ADISC - Powered by our will to be young again and see your picture on it.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
everytime you use a toilet you feel like God is punishing you.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you realize someone spiked your food with Exlax, but eat it anyways.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you only buy yellow PJs because they will mask the pee stains.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you convert to Hinduism just so you can get turbans to use as cloth diapers (sorry if this joke offends anyone, *hugs*).

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you find out your Grandpa wears diapers and you ask him to leave any extras to you in his will.

You might be a TeenBaby if...
you once dated a girl with a big butt for 3 weeks because you thought maybe she was actually wearing a diaper.

...yeah better stop there, you get the idea....
 
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DO NOT LOOK AT THIS JOKE UNLESS YOU HAVE REACHED CHRONOLOGICAL MAJORITY IN YOUR COUNTRY/JURISDICTION.

Nice Hegs... I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post that.
 

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This thread is certainly taking the whizz here.

What's the manliest diaper you could wear?
Thuggies.
 

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This is an extremely racy, "blue" (or "yellow" if you're Chinese) joke ...

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS JOKE UNLESS YOU HAVE REACHED CHRONOLOGICAL MAJORITY IN YOUR COUNTRY/JURISDICTION.

What's the worst part about going down on bald pussy?

Putting the diaper back when you're done.

hahaha, I heard someone say one like that the other day

Note, it does imply pedophilia, and I'm not a pedo!
Want to know how to get the tightest pussy ever?
First take off the diaper...
 
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