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Diaper jokes thread!

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Prussic_aux

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I thought it might be a good idea to have a separate thread to get diaper jokes out of your system :)

I'll start:

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 After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
Oh, if you've got pics, you can post them ;)
 

Wegs

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A pollitican is like a diaper. It needs changing, because it's full of s***
 

Gaius

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A boss is like a diaper, it's always on your A**and usually full of Sh**
 

3ch0

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What kind of underwear do senior citizens wear?

Depends.
 

Diapered Rabbit

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Diaper jokes thread! These are the jokes friends, laugh it up!

that doesn't qualify as a joke that's more of a mean remark.
:bunny:OMFG - Let's not make out a senior citizen/diaper joke to be somehow politically incorrect!

Give it 5 years and THAT will be construed as a hate crime. WTF!

If George Carlin hadn't died, he'd probably be jailed because he offended some poor bastard.

I'll post a diaper joke later, It's 3:00 AM (again) and I'm out of the mood now.:bunny:
 
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This is an extremely racy, "blue" (or "yellow" if you're Chinese) joke ...

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS JOKE UNLESS YOU HAVE REACHED CHRONOLOGICAL MAJORITY IN YOUR COUNTRY/JURISDICTION.

 
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aj1983

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Heres a bunch of lame "you might be a Teen Baby if..." jokes i wrote serveral years ago, lol.
 
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DO NOT LOOK AT THIS JOKE UNLESS YOU HAVE REACHED CHRONOLOGICAL MAJORITY IN YOUR COUNTRY/JURISDICTION.
Nice Hegs... I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post that.
 

DprdC

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This thread is certainly taking the whizz here.

What's the manliest diaper you could wear?
Thuggies.
 

Prussic_aux

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This is an extremely racy, "blue" (or "yellow" if you're Chinese) joke ...

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS JOKE UNLESS YOU HAVE REACHED CHRONOLOGICAL MAJORITY IN YOUR COUNTRY/JURISDICTION.

hahaha, I heard someone say one like that the other day

Note, it does imply pedophilia, and I'm not a pedo!
 
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