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kitty0230

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ok it works like this ,

post one, con says: that if you run in the interstate...

post 2: you are stupid

con says: if you are a pyro

and then it continues like that where you finish the first phrase and start the second, make it as funny as possible

con says: when you piss off a hippo
 

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Confucius says go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

I had to.
 

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Confucius says: Man with too much free time...
 
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Conucius says: Bullets arn't effective unless....
 

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they are taken at least 2 hours before dinner
 
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You are supposed to give another Confucius says after you fill out the persons above you. Like

#1 Confucius says blah blah

poster #2 Confucius says blah blah blah blah

Confucius says if you do blah then you...
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So...

Confucius says, take care and love your plushies, for in return they will...
 

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...not eat you should they come to life while you sleep (Situation from a horror story my dad wrote in high school).

Back to my original, Confucius says, "Look before you..."
 
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.. for if you don't, you might run into a pole

Confucius says, to get to the top of the food chain
 

andysetra

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...eat a lion

Confucius says, "for best results..."
 

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... wave fists.

Confucius says: "If you save the best for last..."
 
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then people will leave early.

confucius says if you eat a can of beans
 

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and fart in church sit in own pew.

Confucius says a virgin is like a balloon
 

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Then *POP* goes the weasle! :p

Confucius says: If humans were able to fly like birds...
 
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