confuscius says

[kitty0230]

ok it works like this ,

post one, con says: that if you run in the interstate...

post 2: you are stupid

con says: if you are a pyro

and then it continues like that where you finish the first phrase and start the second, make it as funny as possible

con says: when you piss off a hippo

 

[Chillhouse]

Confucius says go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

I had to.

 

[kitty0230]

con says: drink 5 mountain dews

 

[ballucanb]

and have the biggest caffeen rush in history....

 

[andysetra]

Confucius says: Man with too much free time...

 

[Yawnie]

turns into a horrible politic

 

[Mink]

Conucius says: Bullets arn't effective unless....

 

[andysetra]

they are taken at least 2 hours before dinner

 

[BromeTeks]

Confucius says, "Look before you..."

 

[xdeadx]

You are supposed to give another Confucius says after you fill out the persons above you. Like

#1 Confucius says blah blah

poster #2 Confucius says blah blah blah blah

Confucius says if you do blah then you...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So...

Confucius says, take care and love your plushies, for in return they will...

 

[BromeTeks]

...not eat you should they come to life while you sleep (Situation from a horror story my dad wrote in high school).

Back to my original, Confucius says, "Look before you..."

 

[xdeadx]

.. for if you don't, you might run into a pole

Confucius says, to get to the top of the food chain

 

[andysetra]

...eat a lion

Confucius says, "for best results..."

 

[Martin]

... wave fists.

Confucius says: "If you save the best for last..."

 

[kitty0230]

then people will leave early.

confucius says if you eat a can of beans

 

[chris2fur]

and fart in church sit in own pew.

Confucius says a virgin is like a balloon

 

[Grutzvalt]

Confucius says go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

I had to.

You stole mine! XD I luv that one.

 

[Yawnie]

Then *POP* goes the weasle!

Confucius says: If humans were able to fly like birds...