Sye
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I've been in a fair few tricky spots in my time, a few involving nappies, Ill describe one now but Im not trying to toot my own horn, though If I do say so it was rather ingenius.
Back when I was around 13-14 I went on a trip with my whole family (the 6 of us) to devon in the south of england, we stopped in a friends house while they were on holiday, and it was two to a bedroom.
While I was out exploring the quaint little village I noticed a pharmacy that sold "tester" packs of incontinence pants. This immediatly sent bells ringing in my head and I decided I could buy them, get them back to the house, hide them and use them when my family went to the market a few days later (I often go to markets but this one was an antiques market, very boring! so I opted to stay at the house and relax.)
So a few days later came, they went to market, and I figured I had a good three or four hours before they get back, my parents like to do the "once 'round and once back" market viewing, so depending on the size it can take a while.
So I popped this single tena medium on, and I gotta say as a first time trying a name brand nappy, it was awesome! I knew well enough not to mess it as I couldnt be arsed cleaning up and they'd probably get suspicious of a mid-day bath (I like to take bubble baths, but only in the evenings), so for two hours I spent walking around in shorts, a short and lovely nappy, wetting it often, but it never leaked, I was rather flexible, and managed to get my wee to all the unused pulp as to avoid leaking, plus it was something to do, theres not alot to do in Devon >.>
So My dad rings the house and says they are on their way back now, the market was rather short, I still had to wash the dishes from breakfast and take the bins out, but I knew cleaning my nappy area up and taking it away would take time, I didnt mind getting into trouble about the rubbish because Im rather forgetful, and can pass that off, but the washing up was supposed to be done in the morning and I gave the old "yeah Ill do it later" thing, so I knew if that wasnt done they'd get really mad.
So, I ran upstairs and put a pair of baggy pants on, then shot downstairs (as gingerly as possible, mind) and began to clean the washing up, also washing last nights supper pots and wiping down the surfaces. Ok, all done, now it was time to go strip off and clean up, and get the nappy to the bottom of the bins before anyone was the wiser.
Id just closed the door of the toilet when I heard the front door go and the commotion of 5 groggy people entering, I was in shock, I panicked! how was I gonna get rid of this nappy! the bin was too small and they'd see it, there was no window, only an extracto fan, what was I gonna do!
Then my shrewd mind lit up, I took the nappy off, rolled itup as tight as possible, and squoze it up behind the porceline side of the hand-basin, it just about fit, and luckily it was big enough to stay put, without slipping out! it wasnt visible at all even though only the basin had a cover, and not the pipes leading from it (they were painted).
I cleaned up and flushed the toilet, then sprayed some air freshener to make it look as though Id used the toilet, and the only thing anyone said that was at all bad that day was "why havn't you taken the rubbish out!"
"I guess I forgot, sorry ^^~"
That evening while theyw ere all in bed and I was still reading my night-book, I snuck down to the toilet and retrieved the nappy, and took it to the lowest part of the trash, the end!
So as long winded as that was, that was one of my moments of genius, well, one of my lesser ones but, cmon, I was a stupid teenager anyway.
So now its your turn, whats some of your more brilliant nappy moments?
PS: Apologies for any typos, hate laptop keyboards -_-
Back when I was around 13-14 I went on a trip with my whole family (the 6 of us) to devon in the south of england, we stopped in a friends house while they were on holiday, and it was two to a bedroom.
While I was out exploring the quaint little village I noticed a pharmacy that sold "tester" packs of incontinence pants. This immediatly sent bells ringing in my head and I decided I could buy them, get them back to the house, hide them and use them when my family went to the market a few days later (I often go to markets but this one was an antiques market, very boring! so I opted to stay at the house and relax.)
So a few days later came, they went to market, and I figured I had a good three or four hours before they get back, my parents like to do the "once 'round and once back" market viewing, so depending on the size it can take a while.
So I popped this single tena medium on, and I gotta say as a first time trying a name brand nappy, it was awesome! I knew well enough not to mess it as I couldnt be arsed cleaning up and they'd probably get suspicious of a mid-day bath (I like to take bubble baths, but only in the evenings), so for two hours I spent walking around in shorts, a short and lovely nappy, wetting it often, but it never leaked, I was rather flexible, and managed to get my wee to all the unused pulp as to avoid leaking, plus it was something to do, theres not alot to do in Devon >.>
So My dad rings the house and says they are on their way back now, the market was rather short, I still had to wash the dishes from breakfast and take the bins out, but I knew cleaning my nappy area up and taking it away would take time, I didnt mind getting into trouble about the rubbish because Im rather forgetful, and can pass that off, but the washing up was supposed to be done in the morning and I gave the old "yeah Ill do it later" thing, so I knew if that wasnt done they'd get really mad.
So, I ran upstairs and put a pair of baggy pants on, then shot downstairs (as gingerly as possible, mind) and began to clean the washing up, also washing last nights supper pots and wiping down the surfaces. Ok, all done, now it was time to go strip off and clean up, and get the nappy to the bottom of the bins before anyone was the wiser.
Id just closed the door of the toilet when I heard the front door go and the commotion of 5 groggy people entering, I was in shock, I panicked! how was I gonna get rid of this nappy! the bin was too small and they'd see it, there was no window, only an extracto fan, what was I gonna do!
Then my shrewd mind lit up, I took the nappy off, rolled itup as tight as possible, and squoze it up behind the porceline side of the hand-basin, it just about fit, and luckily it was big enough to stay put, without slipping out! it wasnt visible at all even though only the basin had a cover, and not the pipes leading from it (they were painted).
I cleaned up and flushed the toilet, then sprayed some air freshener to make it look as though Id used the toilet, and the only thing anyone said that was at all bad that day was "why havn't you taken the rubbish out!"
"I guess I forgot, sorry ^^~"
That evening while theyw ere all in bed and I was still reading my night-book, I snuck down to the toilet and retrieved the nappy, and took it to the lowest part of the trash, the end!
So as long winded as that was, that was one of my moments of genius, well, one of my lesser ones but, cmon, I was a stupid teenager anyway.
So now its your turn, whats some of your more brilliant nappy moments?
PS: Apologies for any typos, hate laptop keyboards -_-
