- Adult Baby
This little Jemima loves her December birthday (today)! As befits my birthday tradition, my caregiving wife made my birthday cake, while I sat and waited patiently. I would have liked to see what she was doing, but too bad - I was blindfolded, and had to make do with hearing, smelling, and tasting the cake mixture when she offered it to me on a spoon. After an hour or two, I was given a sound birthday spanking over her lap to pay for my year's misdeeds, before I was allowed to see the cake, blow out the candles, and open my presents. Among them is a Lego Hogwarts hospital wing - the pleasure of building this awaits me.