Best Debate Topic Ever (it's AB-ish)

[teddy564339]

YouTube - Point Counterpoint: Teddy Bear or Blankey?

I really don't think I need to say anything else. Well, at least until some people respond.


The same guys made this one too...though even though it's funny, it's not AB-ish.

YouTube - Point Counterpoint: Candyland or Hungry Hungry Hippos?

(Sorry if this has been posted already...I'm new and haven't looked through everything on the site.)

 

[Fire2box]

Teddy bears and plushies surely win since you can have a small army of them surrounding you. I got 4 myself, 3 dogs and Winnie The Pooh. Winnie The Pooh can smash honey pots over some mother %&*#ers head thus ending the battle even before it starts. Then I got the 3 dogs as well, nothings getting me.

 

[Pojo]

Cows are the best for animals...They will gore you to death and trample the remains...Besides, everyone else's opinion is wrong, so I win n.n

 

[jeep]

Plushies.

 

[Lowie]

Plushies are best. Looking to buy me a cow and a wolf one so my penguin has friends lol

 

[ayanna]

I think the best defense against the boogieman is to have BOTH a horde of teddies (and other plushies...killer bunnies come to mind!) AND the shield/cloak of invisibility that is otherwise known as a blankie!


LOLz @ the Candyland/Hungry Hungry Hippos debate...that's a no-brainer! Seriously!

 

[Dawes]

I think the best defense against the boogieman is to have BOTH a horde of teddies (and other plushies...killer bunnies come to mind!) AND the shield/cloak of invisibility that is otherwise known as a blankie!

You said that, I thought of Crash for some reason, and I teared up!

But back to business!

Candyland or Hungry, Hungry Hippos? Is this seriously even contested? Of course the better of the two would be Hungry, Hungry Hippos. What stupid-****ing-kid in their right mind is ever going to choose some bullshitulous game like Candyland when you can munch the shit out of some white balls as a hungry, hungry hippo? There was no thinking involved, no real skill, just bash-bash-bash until your colored fat-ass hippopotamus eats his share of ball-food! When you won, you got to pry the balls out of your hippo's ass, put'em in the middle, and make them eat them all over again.

One of the other sweet parts of Hungry, Hungry Hippos was punching your friend in the face. When your hippo devoured a ball, you reached over, balled a fist, and pushed his nose right in. There's nothing more ultimately badass than blood on the playing field, and Hungry, Hungry Hippos isn't something you want to **** around with or pussy-foot around. Hungry, Hungry Hippos is a way of life, not just some retarded game. There are secret cults dedicated to Saturday night Hungry, Hungry Hippo tournaments, and when the loser is revealed, he gets castrated right there in front of everyone, and his de-fleshed scrotum is used as one of the balls in the next Hungry, Hungry Hippos game. It's a perfect replacement, because his nuts have got to be small if he didn't have the testosterone enough to man up and bash the shit out of his cult friends in a game of the most ingenius sport ever created.

 

[teddy564339]

Ha ha...only at *B sites can I post this and have people take it so seriously. I only meant to post this clip out of humor, and yet immediately people passionately defend their plushies. I just think it's funny and awesome that these guys made their fake debate on this topic and that they act it out so seriously.

Candyland or Hungry, Hungry Hippos? Is this seriously even contested? Of course the better of the two would be Hungry, Hungry Hippos. What stupid-****ing-kid in their right mind is ever going to choose some bullshitulous game like Candyland when you can munch the shit out of some white balls as a hungry, hungry hippo? There was no thinking involved, no real skill, just bash-bash-bash until your colored fat-ass hippopotamus eats his share of ball-food! When you won, you got to pry the balls out of your hippo's ass, put'em in the middle, and make them eat them all over again.

One of the other sweet parts of Hungry, Hungry Hippos was punching your friend in the face. When your hippo devoured a ball, you reached over, balled a fist, and pushed his nose right in. There's nothing more ultimately badass than blood on the playing field, and Hungry, Hungry Hippos isn't something you want to **** around with or pussy-foot around. Hungry, Hungry Hippos is a way of life, not just some retarded game. There are secret cults dedicated to Saturday night Hungry, Hungry Hippo tournaments, and when the loser is revealed, he gets castrated right there in front of everyone, and his de-fleshed scrotum is used as one of the balls in the next Hungry, Hungry Hippos game. It's a perfect replacement, because his nuts have got to be small if he didn't have the testosterone enough to man up and bash the shit out of his cult friends in a game of the most ingenius sport ever created.

Do note that the topic for debate was concerning the "sexiness" of the two games, not the quality or amount of fun in them.

 

[starshine]

I can't choose, I need both. You always feel safe and snuggly wrapped up in a blankie, but it's always great to have a friend to snuggle with. ^.^

 

[Dawes]

Do note that the topic for debate was concerning the "sexiness" of the two games, not the quality or amount of fun in them.

Pffft! Fun? Fun doesn't matter when you're playing the shit out of some Hungry, Hungry Hippos so you don't lose your baby-maker!

 

[ayanna]

Pffft! Fun? Fun doesn't matter when you're playing the shit out of some Hungry, Hungry Hippos so you don't lose your baby-maker!

Rance! You're my HERO!

 

[spacemanBEN]

I couldn't pick between the two, and I agree that both in combination is certainly the best option. Plushies are great, but I just love a cozy blanket too.

 

[EmeraldsAndLime]

Teddy bears and plushies all the way! ^_^ Was never much of a blanket-person.

Can't say much about the other topic, as I have no idea what they are.

 

[Maverick]

I love my blankie. :happy: Never really had any plushies and I don't really want any. I'm just happy having my blankie to snuggle.

 

[Takashi]

I agree with ayanna, you need to have both plushies and blankies to protect yourself from a boogieman attack. However, if you can only choose one you really should go with plushies because that with give you an army at your disposal.

 

[mizzycub]

You've reminded me of my absence of plushies now.

 

[Lil Snap]

I have to get in on this :

Dude, the blankie is DEFINITELY the way to go. Its velvety soft iron fist of protection obliterates all danger and slays all enemies the second you pop it over your head ( seriously, try it) Last time I looked The Bear was under here with me!

and

I gotta say I was wavering on the whole Candyland v. Hippos thing, but Rance really cleared up the issue.:chin::chin:

 

[BabyDemon]

It's all about the combination defense Both Teddy's and blankets make a formidable army against the boogy monster!

 

[babymike]

you cant beat a good old fasion teddy there to cute for words

 

[dogboy]

Pojo... do you now have Siamese cows, joined at the shoulder? Surely this must provide more protection than even the strongest blankie? As for me, I have Moose, Pinky Pig and Cow, though my cow only has one head. I do suppose two heads are better than one, but Cow has Pinky Pig and Moose as protective friends. However when I was little, I always slept under the blanket, because ghosts were always bothering me. I also had my two teddy bears, so I was completely protected.