ADISC sex education 101 Serious discussion - Class SPECIAL GUEST SPEAKER SHODAI

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MarcusBear

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(Was meaning to post this sooner but now with rep gone and all...)







Welcome to the lecture ladies and gentlemen. As you may remember, your regular lecturer has been incapacitated for an indefinite period of time. So today I will be taking this class:

Relationships, and how to best approach women.



MEN AND HOT WOMEN OF THE CLASS, MY NAME IS SHODAI AND I AM SEXIN-THE-CLASS TODAY. WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW MAKE HOT WOMENZ DREAMS ABOUT YOU and your BIG rep



STEP ONE: HAVE ATTRACTIVE FACE AND PREFERABLY BIG REP! IF YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF PERFORMING THIS FIRST STEP THIS CLASS IS NOT FOR YOU. GTFO OUT. HOT WOMEN WILL REMEMBER YOU IF YOU ARE HOT AND YOU HAVE A BIG REP. THEY ALWAYS ASSOCIATE HOT FACE AND HOT BODY WITH BIG REP - YES, THAT INCLUDES YOU FEMINISTS IN THE BACK ROW. YOU ALL WANT BIG REP DON'T YOU



THIS IS MY REP, TAKE NOTES! LOOK AT ITS BRIGHT COLOUR : IT IS SAYING HELLO FRIENDS!

BUT THIS IS OKAY I UNDERSTAND MANY GUYS INSIDE HERE DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HAVING SUCH A BIG REP IS POSSIBLE BUT THAT IS WHY I AM HERE!

STEP TWO: FIND AN ATTRACTIVE WOMEN! A HOT ONE WILL DO BUT I UNDERSTAND IF YOU CAN'T AROUND HERE



THE FINAL STEP IS TO INTRODUCE THAT HOT WOMEN TO YOUR REP - THIS IS NOT THAT HARD AS IN MY EXPERIENCE AS WE'RE ALL AWARE WOMEN WHO POST ON THE INTERNET ARE DESPERATE FOR ANY REP LARGE OR SMALL

UNLESS THEY ARE THE DISMEMBERED HEAD OF YOUR LAST LECTURER BUT SEMANTICS LIKE THAT WILL NOT BE EXAMINABLE!

THAT IS THE END OF THE LESSON MEN, ALL YOU NEED TO GET IN HOT WOMENZ DREAMS IS TO HAVE THEM ADMIRE YOUR BIG REP! WHO IS PAYING KUDOS TO I?



HELLO FRIEND!
 

andysetra

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This was my sex education:

Remove tabs...mmm kinky stuff. Let's pigtail our neutrals together and you brush your hot against my chassis. Ho yeah!
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MarcusBear

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Rep isn't gone...You just can't see what rep people have unless it's under 10
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Why would I care about members with <10 rep?

That's why only their rep is displayed; they're easier to spot amongst members with big rep thus manageable to blatantly ignore until they becomer real men

Remove tabs...mmm kinky stuff. Let's pigtail our neutrals together and you brush your hot against my chassis. Ho yeah!
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Get out of my class
 

Boogeyman

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So how do I acquire this big rep? And what orifice do I use it for?
 

MarcusBear

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So how do I acquire this big rep? And what orifice do I use it for?
You're still just a boy. Patience. One day, when you least expect it, you'll be a man

In due time look back and dwell upon this thread. You'll understand
 

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I have big rep and a hot face...
But I dont like womenz....
 

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Is that implying that Point has no rep? Or that he isn't hiding it and it's too small to see? :tongueout:

Oh, and let me show y'all what I've learned in Shodai's class. First of all, I'll show you my rep:


See, it's that big!
And because it's so big, here comes the girl:


See, I've been a good student! And now let's play "show me yours and I'll show you mine (rep)"! :D

Peachy
 
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That is very special....


My parent's sex talk was :
"Hey, Mom, what's sex?"

"Annie, keep your legs closed."
 
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