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ADISC Immigration Test

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DannyTheNinja

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This was one of the more fun ideas brought up in the staff meeting earlier today. Proudly announcing the ADISC Immigration Test Contest! We're coming up with the best ideas for boxes you would have to check when creating an account on the forums. The example you'd see on for example the US test would be "I am not a terrorist and do not seek to be involved in terrorist plots." Examples of ADISC-appropriate ones:

  • My hard disk contains no pictures of persons under the age of 16.
  • My mother does not diaper me.
  • I will not fit into Pampers size 4 diapers.

These will all be boxes you check when registering an account. We thought it would be a humorous way to introduce new users to the boards while getting the point across to those looking for a DailyDiapers-type site. The only rule to this contest is be as funny as possible! On the night of Friday, October 31 at 11:59:59PM, this contest will end and the ADISC staff will pick the five best statements for inclusion on the registration form!

Have fun! :D

--Danny :ninja:
 

satyrical

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Well, I'm not sure about the under-16 photo box, I certainly have pictures of myself and my friends when we were 15, so...

But still, hilarious idea. Off the top of my head:

-I have never been forced into diapers by my girlfriend/boyfriend
-I do not suddenly become incontinent when putting on diapers
-I have no interest in seeing if random people in public are wearing diapers
-I have never been punished for wetting myself or my bed
-Nor has my punishment for being caught wearing diapers been having to wear more diapers
-I promise not to ask people if they want to meet up within a week of joining this site
-i cnt undrsand wut 7h15 53|\|73|\|c3 m34|\|5
 

Corri

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-When Receiving bad marks in school, I am not forced to wear diapers
-I am the age I placed in the check box
-I dwont twalk wiff dwouble uuues.
-I won't make public that I have used my diapers
-I will not ask how to make a poppy in my diapee.
-I have no association with moviegirl16
-Nobody want's to hear about my bowel movements
-Baby food is not my main source of sustainance
-I do not suggest that others live my diapered lifestyle.
-I will bow to Drew and only hope his awesomeness will somehow rub off on me
 

Mysterious

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Heh, seems amusing. Setting a trap to catch them right off the bat? I have a few ideas.

- My mommy and/or daddy doesn't baby me.
- I didn't suddenly get incontinent after randomly wetting the bed.
- I don't think that everyone should wear diapers forever and the toilet is evil.
- I don't plan to try and cyber with teens.
- I'm not just interested in meeting a female here.
- I don't think this is a personals site.

And so far, aside from Danny's examples I'd not have checked the bottom of both lists so far aside from mine. =p
 

Dream

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- I'm do not own a website that has pictures of 8 year old in diaper.
- I'm well not lie about my age and pretend to be a 13 year old girl who like crapping herself.
- I do know that this is a website not a dating serves.
- I well not ask the female member of this site to be my mommy and change my messy diapers.
- I well not create 100 different account for each one of my persona.
- I well not be stupid and create "OMG MOM DIPER ME!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!" threads.
 
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DannyTheNinja

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"I understand that under no circumstances will Mandi change my diaper during roleplay. If I attempt to have this service performed for me, I understand that I will be raped."

:p

--Danny :ninja:
 
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Butterfly Mage

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-- I change my own diapers
-- I'm not a registered sex offender
-- I'm over 18, I actually have a job and don't live in my mom's basement
-- I don't think it would be "cool" if young children were never potty-trained.
-- I don't talk in "text message speak" (ie. "RU coming bi L8er?")
-- I have never taken a "crotch photo" of myself.



A clarification: Thanks Mandi. What I meant was that I'm over 18 and I don't say that I'm under 18. :)
 
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starshine

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-- I change my own diapers
-- I'm not a registered sex offender
-- I'm over 18, I actually have a job and don't live in my mom's basement
-- I don't think it would be "cool" if young children were never potty-trained.
-- I don't talk in "text message speak" (ie. "RU coming bi L8er?")
-- I have never taken a "crotch photo" of myself.
All good except for the over 18 thing. We welcome all ages here.
 

Darkfinn

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I think some of this is getting out of bounds. I am totally for keeping sickos, pervs, and pedos away... but I think having a "test" may be sending the wrong message.
 

starshine

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I think some of this is getting out of bounds. I am totally for keeping sickos, pervs, and pedos away... but I think having a "test" may be sending the wrong message.
This is meant to be humorous. To those who are welcome here, it will just be something funny, and those who are not welcome (sikkos, pervs) might be intimidated, and leave.
 

Boogeyman

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- My name is not Dipaer, wet_diaper, or anything related to the two
- I will not swarm around the nearest chick I see
- I will not make fap stories
- I will not say "LOL" every time I post
- I am not here for teh lulz
- I will make a separate account just to fap off to it
- I will not talk about "taht totlaly hawt chikc i thikn shees a tb zOMFG HLEP MY owt GAIZ!11!!!!!!!11!1oneoneone!eleven!1~!!!
- I will not neg rep any members who don't think my mom made me wear diapers.
 

FluffyFluffers

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I'm a pedophile?
I have four kids?
I'm a murder?
I kill cows?

Mark any of these and the forum will kick you. :3


-I have never been forced into diapers by my girlfriend/boyfriend
-I do not suddenly become incontinent when putting on diapers
-I have no interest in seeing if random people in public are wearing diapers
-Nor has my punishment for being caught wearing diapers been having to wear more diapers
-I promise not to ask people if they want to meet up within a week of joining this site
-i cnt undrsand wut 7h15 53|\|73|\|c3 m34|\|5
- My mommy and/or daddy doesn't baby me.
- I didn't suddenly get incontinent after randomly wetting the bed.
- I don't think that everyone should wear diapers forever and the toilet is evil.
- I don't plan to try and cyber with teens.
- I'm not just interested in meeting a female here.
- I don't think this is a personals site.
When Receiving bad marks in school, I am not forced to wear diapers
-I am the age I placed in the check box
-I dwont twalk wiff dwouble uuues.
-I won't make public that I have used my diapers
-I will not ask how to make a poppy in my diapee.
-Nobody want's to hear about my bowel movements
-Baby food is not my main source of sustainance
- I'm do not own a website that has picture of 8 year old in diaper.
- I'm well not lie about my age and pretend to be a 13 year old girl who like crappy herself.
- I well not ask the female member of this site to be my mommy and change my messy diapers.
- I well not be stupid and create "OMG MOM DIPER ME!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!" threads.
-- I'm not a registered sex offender
-- I don't think it would be "cool" if young children were never potty-trained.
-- I don't talk in "text message speak" (ie. "RU coming bi L8er?")
-- I will not taken a "crotch photo" of myself and post them

Best so far and a rough draft of a somewhat adiquit Test
 

Ben

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I think this is a bad idea in general... I can see alot of problems with any of this stuff... Good people may think this is a place for creeps based on the questions and if you tell them what the answers should be then you defeat the purpose of the test as people will know to lie.
 

Charlie

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"I am fully aware that this is not a dating site"

"I am not mental"

Seriously, I see everyone's initial profile and the number of people who seem to what to meet girls into diapers, or whose profile just screams 'I am mental!' is quite sad.
 

Tay

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No offense, but stuff like "no photos of persons under 16" would be a lie for me--my sister is 12 and anyone who has kids probably has pictures of their children on their harddrive. There COULD be an incontinent person whose mother legitimately diapers them--muscular dystrophy comes to mind, as does paralysis. I think I MIGHT fit into Pampers size 4s--I'm tiny by nature. Dunno for sure and have no desire to find out, but those are some pretty big diapers. My adoptive sons (not legally adopted, just boys I love as my own) toilet trained when they were still in size twos! Never taken a crotch photo of myself? Um... That eliminates quite a few pranksters who have pranked a friend at some point or who just shared a photo with a long distance lover.

Just... most of these are eliminating people or forcing them to lie about something that may be totally innocent...
 

Kovy

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I am not Deeker.
I am not affiliated with Deeker.
I am not Alexander Ovechkin, Vincent Lecavalier, Chris Osgood, or any hockey player that member Kovalchuk cannot stand.
I have never been involved in any diaper-related terrorist or murder activity.
I am not Lisa Nowak.
I will never bring up diarrhea in diapers, butt-plugs, or the like on the forum.
I am not Moviegirl.
 
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