:rofl: Wow you kids theseday crack me up. Well I am glad you decided stealing was a bad idea, well at least I hope you did! Anyways I also really hope you do not get baby diapers, because thats a dumb move for a 32 inch waist, you will regret it.
I have a 30 inch waist, probably more more like 29.5 inches, and I tried size 6 pampers before at this same waist size and they did not fit. The tapes were still about a half inch from reaching the front of the diaper. Now for the size 7s I know they are bigger, so I know they would defiantly fit me, but I do NOT want them because I know that absorbancy would not even hold one regular wetting from me. Now your waist is two inches bigger so there is a chance they might not fit you. Even if they do fit they will be super tight, and not very comfortable. Yes I know hypnotized said they fit her, but thats because she is girl! We have that extra package down there that makes for a need of bigger diaper to rap around between out legs, which makes the tapes farther apart.
So I highly advise NOT getting baby diapers. I would highly suggest getting goodnites. They are pulls ups, and hold much more with better absorbancy than a baby diaper. I know you are embarassed about purchasing diapers, but your making a WAY bigger deal out of it than it is. Just walk around the store once when you get there to make sure that you do not know anyone there that might be shopping there. Then after that calmly and slightly quickly grab a package of Goodnites for boys size Large-Xlarge. They have two kinds of packages for these, a pack with about 20 in them and a back with about 12 in them, and both would fit in a empty backpack.Then take them to a self check out, or just take them to the cashier. They are not going to say anything to you about it, they could get fired for that. Plus your never going to see them again, accept maybe to buy more diapers, so who cares? They can't tell any of your friends or family because they do not know you!!!
So take that advice and everything will work out just fine.