Starlight99
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Here's why today sucked:
5:30 AM/Took the walk of shame from my computer to the bathroom, locked the keys to my bedroom in my bedroom during the process
7:00 AM/Tried two cups of coffee to wake me up and recover from the key incident, didn't work
8:00 AM-9:00 AM/Looked for someone who knew how to help with the situation, found no one
9:00 AM/Found out the hard way that a Rocky Mountain Tumbler truly does keep drinks hot forever
11:00 AM/Got 90% through the coffee to find a ball hair floating in the cup
12:00 PM-2:00 PM/Had my lunch, the news, and one episode of Jerry Springer crashed by my mother and her boss
2:00-3:00 PM/Had the other episode of Jerry Springer crashed by porch pirates
All Day/Had my mother breaking my balls about my door when she's the reason I lock it in the first place
All Day during the News/Assholes in circulation throughout the country
All Day/Removed more mold out of more VHS tapes, still nowhere near being done
Nowhere during my Day/Cleaning up some of the mess in my room
7:30 PM/Found my mother secretly trying to open the door, snapped and broke the door down
Conclusion: today sucked
Clock: 8:00 PM
Shit. I still have four more hours. -_-
5:30 AM/Took the walk of shame from my computer to the bathroom, locked the keys to my bedroom in my bedroom during the process
7:00 AM/Tried two cups of coffee to wake me up and recover from the key incident, didn't work
8:00 AM-9:00 AM/Looked for someone who knew how to help with the situation, found no one
9:00 AM/Found out the hard way that a Rocky Mountain Tumbler truly does keep drinks hot forever
11:00 AM/Got 90% through the coffee to find a ball hair floating in the cup
12:00 PM-2:00 PM/Had my lunch, the news, and one episode of Jerry Springer crashed by my mother and her boss
2:00-3:00 PM/Had the other episode of Jerry Springer crashed by porch pirates
All Day/Had my mother breaking my balls about my door when she's the reason I lock it in the first place
All Day during the News/Assholes in circulation throughout the country
All Day/Removed more mold out of more VHS tapes, still nowhere near being done
Nowhere during my Day/Cleaning up some of the mess in my room
7:30 PM/Found my mother secretly trying to open the door, snapped and broke the door down
Conclusion: today sucked
Clock: 8:00 PM
Shit. I still have four more hours. -_-