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Thread: Santa Claus is Big Brother

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    Default Santa Claus is Big Brother

    Yes, he is. Think about it.

    He knows when you're asleep, and when you're awake.

    He knows when you've been bad or good.

    He has a forced labor camp in a remote area.

    He was always here.

    He will get into your house. It doesn't matter how, he just will.

    He knows exactly what you want, even if you didn't send a letter.

    He has a mustache.

    With him, ignorance is strength.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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    Santa isn't Big Brother silly. Everyone knows Big Brother is Bill Gates and Microsoft!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takashi View Post
    Santa isn't Big Brother silly. Everyone knows Big Brother is Bill Gates and Microsoft!
    Bill Gates has no moustache.

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    When I was little, I always thought Santa Claus was an alter-ego of Dr. Light, but this Big Brother theory is far more coherent. Never thought of it that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire2box View Post
    the question is who is big brother then.
    Some dude Ingsoc manufactured.

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    And in the end he accepted his death. He drank his gin, and as his eyes watered, he waited for the inevitable bullet to the back of his head. Yes, Santa is coming for all of us!

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    I think he is a real jerk invading on my personal space O_O
    ....If catch him im my house ill just file breaking and entering charges and maybe stalking charges too.....but i want my presents so ill let it slide one more year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone_Wolf View Post
    I think he is a real jerk invading on my personal space O_O
    ....If catch him im my house ill just file breaking and entering charges and maybe stalking charges too.....but i want my presents so ill let it slide one more year.
    You want Big Brother planting shit in your house?

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