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    Default SRI's: Your Story

    But First: A Warning

    This thread will contain tales of nongraphic sex. If you're uncomfortable with this then don't read it.

    What is an SRI?

    SRI stands for "Sex Related Injury". This is any sort of injury that was caused by some sort of sexual act.

    What is this thread for?

    Today (during 'naptime') Charlie elbowed me in the eye and I'm feeling sorry for myself. Basically I want people to tell me their witty SRI's and if appropriate the context it happened in so I feel better about myself!

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    So, my main one is obviously Charlie elbowing me in the eye earlier today. It's come out in a big bruise and I've got a headache All my workmates think he's abusing me as well, but we were just play fighting and I fell off the bed (via his elbow to my face!).

    I've also had various knocks to the head thanks to some more than vigorous fun time.

    Anyone else care to share?

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    My fiancee was tickling me once during fun-time and I accidentally kicked her in the face. Hard, like my heel connected with her eye. Oopsie.

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    Oh god, This'll be as fun to read as it is watching a porno.

    Only there's injury involved and and you don't get to know much about the sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talula View Post
    But First: A Warning

    This thread will contain tales of nongraphic sex. If you're uncomfortable with this then don't read it.

    What is an SRI?

    SRI stands for "Sex Related Injury". This is any sort of injury that was caused by some sort of sexual act.

    What is this thread for?

    Today (during 'naptime') Charlie elbowed me in the eye and I'm feeling sorry for myself. Basically I want people to tell me their witty SRI's and if appropriate the context it happened in so I feel better about myself!

    --

    So, my main one is obviously Charlie elbowing me in the eye earlier today. It's come out in a big bruise and I've got a headache All my workmates think he's abusing me as well, but we were just play fighting and I fell off the bed (via his elbow to my face!).

    I've also had various knocks to the head thanks to some more than vigorous fun time.

    Anyone else care to share?
    YEAH! SEX!

    Erm. Hmm. Does carpal-tunnel count as an SRI? Or rubbing yourself raw?



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    Quote Originally Posted by NightFox View Post
    My fiancee was tickling me once during fun-time and I accidentally kicked her in the face. Hard, like my heel connected with her eye. Oopsie.
    I worry about this with my girlfriend. I've warned her that I go from "squirming" to "thrashing and kicking" in an instant. Thus far, no injuries to report, but I fear it's only a matter of time before she eats a foot to the head. : (

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    Strictly speaking, I've never had an SRI because I've never had sex. But I have managed to sustain/dish out a number of cuddling related injuries (CRI's), including:

    1) Throwing my girlfriend off the bed and onto the laundry rack.
    2) Getting kneed in the balls.
    3) Conking my girlfriend in the head on more than one occasion.
    4) Exacerbating sports injuries

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    I was once peeing (in the toilet) after sex with my ex and the cat attacked me. I think he thought the stream was a string or something. He would also attack my feet in the bed when we were moving around a lot.

    Fortunately, I don't recall any injuries related directly to any partners that weren't intentional.

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    I've had this happen quite a few times, kneeing my bf in the nuts, being elbowed in the gut / face, the last one was when he tried to drop onto the edge of the bed in front of me and busted my lip wide open with his shoulder, all he was going to do was pin me and snuggle up for a bit. x.x

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    How about a sleep related injury? In bed asleep with husband, he dreamed that he was strangling a monster-it was really my right breast! OWIE

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