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    Thumbs down man runs into restaurant; cuts off penis

    Man cut off penis in pizza restaurant | Metro.co.uk



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    Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners.

    The man, thought to be Polish, ran into the Zizzi Italian restaurant on The Strand at about 9pm on Sunday night, when it was crowded with people who had been watching the London Marathon earlier in the day.

    Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

    'Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

    'Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.'

    Restaurant staff called the police, who had to subdue the man with CS gas, before taking him to hospital. They also picked up the severed penis, put it on ice, and gave it to doctors.

    A spokesman for St Thomas's Hospital, where the man was taken, confirmed that doctors had attempted to re-attach the organ – but would not say if the procedure had been successful. It is thought to be the first time in Britain that a penis has been sewn back on,

    Police are still trying to identify the man, who was not carrying any form of identification on him. A source told The Sun: 'We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy.'


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    InconJenOnWheels

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    OK. That just made my day!! What a freaking nut!!

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    I feel bad for whoever had to go and retrieve it....

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    Know what would be horrible? If the guy turned out to be dl. That would just make my brighter day ruined. Heh, just joking around. I know that would be quite im-probable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pojo View Post
    Well...That's one way to become a trans...
    Guide to becoming transsexual....THE EMO WAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
    Guide to becoming transsexual....THE EMO WAY!
    hahaha

    Dude im so emo i cut my penis.....off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InconJenOnWheels View Post
    OK. That just made my day!! What a freaking nut!!
    was he on meth, crack, ald, weed, and booze.


    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
    I feel bad for whoever had to go and retrieve it....
    F*** the gloves get me some rubber sheets.
    falls in your deep dish


    Quote Originally Posted by Pojo View Post
    Well...That's one way to become a trans...
    that makes surgery look like a luxary


    Quote Originally Posted by Anon E. Mouse View Post
    Know what would be horrible? If the guy turned out to be dl. That would just make my brighter day ruined. Heh, just joking around. I know that would be quite im-probable.
    I could just imagine his next diaper, pee going under the skin


    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
    Guide to becoming transsexual....THE EMO WAY!

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    InconJenOnWheels

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    Quote Originally Posted by betagame View Post
    was he on meth, crack, ald, weed, and booze.

    Was I? No. Was he? Most likely.

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    I personally took note of the part saying that it was the first time in Britain that a penis was sewn back on. Apparently no post male transvestites regretted their decisions ...

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