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    Default Parody diaper songs?

    When I let my mind wander I often come up with ABDL-themed lyrics. (I have even refused in the past to tell people my mnemonic device for guitar strings' notes... because it's Every Adult Diaper Gives Boys Enjoyment!) Does anyone have a good song to share? I'll get the ball rolling:

    To the tune of "Born To Be Down" by Local H:

    Born to be wet
    I'm wearin' a diaper and I'll bet
    It's gonna be wet
    And I'm pretty used to it

    And I'm not in-con-tinent or enuretic
    But I like and accept it, you might think it's pathetic
    And you just don't get it, but I wear and I wet it
    Like when I was little, you'd think that I'd forget it
    and I don't.. no I don't...

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    Abena Abriform, you gotta put me on, Abena, Abena, Abena
    (Bonita Applebum)

    Oh I used to know more but it's too early in the morning I guess.

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    [QUOTE=whisko;299417] Every Adult Diaper Gives Boys Enjoyment[/ QUOTE]

    That's how I'm going to remember them from now on! Thanks

    -Gus

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    Oh great thread idea; I also turn my thoughts sometimes to rewriting other peoples' lyrics. I'll see what I can come up with...

    But one thing we might do is provide the original song so people can sing along with it; or even also provide just the tune, and turn this into karaoke.
    YouTube - Born to be down

    To the tune of "Born To Be Down" by Local H:

    Born to be wet
    I'm wearin' a diaper and I'll bet
    It's gonna be wet
    And I'm pretty used to it

    And I'm not in-con-tinent or enuretic
    But I like and accept it, you might think it's pathetic
    And you just don't get it, but I wear and I wet it
    Like when I was little, you'd think that I'd forget it
    and I don't.. no I don't...

    And here is a little effort of my own:

    This is to the tune of The Kinks "Lola" YouTube - The Kinks - Lola [lyrics included] (yes, yes, I know, many lyrics in the video are screwy)

    This in tribute to Luvs girl's rant about how padded girls are treated
    http://www.adisc.org/forum/mature-to...-property.html and for the others who have experienced the same sort of thing

    He met me in a chat room for kinky folks
    Where you diaper-up and you like to roleplay fursonas
    f-u-r-ess - onas
    He stalked up to me and he asked me to hug
    I asked him "go away" and he asked me if I was alone-a
    Are you single... are you alone-a
    bothersome troll-a


    Well I'm not the world's most gullible kind
    But when he came onto me, it nearly blew my mind
    when he sent pix... pix of his bologna
    Well I'm not dumb but it doesn't make sense
    Why "go fuck off and die " can be thought to be meant
    "I'll... suck his corona..."

    Well I thought I would just try leaving him on "ignore"
    How he still got through I just can not be sure
    oh that bothersome troll-a
    t-r-o-l-a troll-a
    He picked me up and and he messaged me
    And said little girl won't you come home with me
    Well I'm not the world's most short-tempered gal
    But when my time can't be spent with my circle of friends cause of this troll-a
    Wish he would get ovah - me... get a girl of his own-a
    stop sending pix of his bon-ah, go far and then furtha...


    I said go away
    I showed him the door
    I cried out NO MORE
    I got down on my knees
    Well I begged him to please please please leave

    And that's the way that I want it to stay
    And I'll always be looking back over my shoulda
    For creepy old troll-a
    Girls will be boys masquerading as girls
    turning out to be creeps - and tend to be old-ah
    And increasingly bold-ah

    Well I 'd signed up just a week before -
    I'd got my own stalker and there's bound to be more
    Who want to fill my inbox with their own sort of spam
    With their own ideas of what I want in a man...

    Well I'm not a man-hating arch-feminist
    But I know what I am and what I am right now is pissed
    And about to explod-a
    Go go away troll-a
    Go go away troll-a

    apologies it doesn't scan easily though I tried to get the syllable count right...
    Last edited by Raccoon; 17-Nov-2009 at 05:02.

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    i was board one day and heard the gummy bear song and then i thought about it and rewrote a few lyrics

    Im a diaper boy
    yes im a diaper boy
    Im a wet and messy, stinky little diaper boy oh yea
    im a jolly boy
    cause im a diaper boy

    i had more but i cant rember it ill repost it sometime if i rember
    also nuki nuki by gummibar is about a binky

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    pamperchu

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    Does anyone know how "tinkel tinkel baby fur" goes?

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    Raccoon - your Lola troll-a was very enjoyable!! Thanks also for linking to the Local H song for those who had trouble getting it going in their heads :-)

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    I hope someone gets my.. I hope someone gets my diapers and a bottle...
    diapers and a bottle..
    (The Police - Message in a Bottle)

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    curiousitykitten

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    oh man....*a little embarassed because shes not into this stuff*

    okayy this goes to the tune of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

    I'm a diaperd girl
    In a diapered world
    Cloth and plastic!
    Its fantastic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousitykitten View Post
    okayy this goes to the tune of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

    I'm a diaperd girl
    In a diapered world
    Cloth and plastic!
    Its fantastic!
    Love it! I laughed!

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