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Thread: Diaper jokes thread!

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    Default Diaper jokes thread!

    I thought it might be a good idea to have a separate thread to get diaper jokes out of your system

    I'll start:

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     After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
    
    The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
    Oh, if you've got pics, you can post them

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    A pollitican is like a diaper. It needs changing, because it's full of s***

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    A boss is like a diaper, it's always on your A**and usually full of Sh**

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    What kind of underwear do senior citizens wear?

    Depends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fievel View Post
    What kind of underwear do senior citizens wear?

    Depends.
    that doesn't qualify as a joke that's more of a mean remark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by audio file View Post
    that doesn't qualify as a joke that's more of a mean remark.
    I think it was supposed to be a play on words. For example, Depends as in the adult diaper and depends as in "depends on something"

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    Default Diaper jokes thread! These are the jokes friends, laugh it up!



    Quote Originally Posted by audio file View Post
    that doesn't qualify as a joke that's more of a mean remark.
    :bunny:OMFG - Let's not make out a senior citizen/diaper joke to be somehow politically incorrect!

    Give it 5 years and THAT will be construed as a hate crime. WTF!

    If George Carlin hadn't died, he'd probably be jailed because he offended some poor bastard.

    I'll post a diaper joke later, It's 3:00 AM (again) and I'm out of the mood now.:bunny:

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    This is an extremely racy, "blue" (or "yellow" if you're Chinese) joke ...

    DO NOT LOOK AT THIS JOKE UNLESS YOU HAVE REACHED CHRONOLOGICAL MAJORITY IN YOUR COUNTRY/JURISDICTION.


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    aj1983

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    Heres a bunch of lame "you might be a Teen Baby if..." jokes i wrote serveral years ago, lol.
    Last edited by aj1983; 03-Jul-2009 at 10:47. Reason: was long, put most inside a Show box thingy

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    Elli

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    YouTube - Ross Noble - Live At The Apollo (Part 4/4)

    Skip to 4.39min

    And don't be put off by the initial dog food theme!

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