Covering up

I was wearing a diaper yesterday while I had dinner in a common kitchen room. The diaper was so soaked that I couldn't walk normal and my friend (who has no idea I'm wearing it) asked why I was walking funny. I said my legs were soared from exercise earlier in the week, but he seemed not buying it.

Has anyone been in similar situation before and what was your response?

I have a limp any way because of an old accident. And a limp and waddle aren't too terribly far off from each other.

Few ask any more but those that do I just tell them my leg locked up again.

So it works out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A dead leg from sitting funny, or perhaps a sore muscle from sleeping at a weird angle, or stubbed your toe on something this morning, or a stone in your shoe...

Sheepies said:

I have a limp any way because of an old accident. And a limp and waddle aren't too terribly far off from each other.

Few ask any more but those that do I just tell them my leg locked up again.

So it works out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Hello. If you walk with limp cause one leg is longer than the other get a shoe lift. I broke my leg 46 years ago causing the broke leg to be longer. I now as of 2013 have a shoe lift worth 1.1 inches and now i don't walk with a limp any more.