CuddleWoozle
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My grandma is in the hospital. She's OK, don't worry, but she'd decided she was going to stop taking her Lasix and got a bunch of fluid built up. My brother's girlfriend and I went over to visit her and take her a change of clothing.
The room she is in is right down the hall from the birthing unit. XD I had to go down that way to use the bathroom and when I came back grandma was picking at me. She told me the horn on my unicorn purse looked like a baby bottle. So I pretended that I was going to get "MAGIC UNICORN MILK" and acted like I was going to suck on it. XD
Grandma says without missing a beat: "If you start doing that, I'll call the nurse and she can take you to the birthing unit."
Then comes the following:
Woozle sez: "I don't need to go down there. I'm not having a babby!"
Grandma: "No, to put you in a giant crib. You'll be a big giant baby."
Woozle: "I would escape. Es-caap-eeeeeh. I don't want to go to baby jail."
Brother's GF: "They'll put a top on yours so you can never escape!"
*Woozle is triggered*
:laugh:
But it is true, I don't want to be in a crib because it would be like a little soft jail.
The room she is in is right down the hall from the birthing unit. XD I had to go down that way to use the bathroom and when I came back grandma was picking at me. She told me the horn on my unicorn purse looked like a baby bottle. So I pretended that I was going to get "MAGIC UNICORN MILK" and acted like I was going to suck on it. XD
Grandma says without missing a beat: "If you start doing that, I'll call the nurse and she can take you to the birthing unit."
Then comes the following:
Woozle sez: "I don't need to go down there. I'm not having a babby!"
Grandma: "No, to put you in a giant crib. You'll be a big giant baby."
Woozle: "I would escape. Es-caap-eeeeeh. I don't want to go to baby jail."
Brother's GF: "They'll put a top on yours so you can never escape!"
*Woozle is triggered*
:laugh:
But it is true, I don't want to be in a crib because it would be like a little soft jail.