Woozle Poetry

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CuddleWoozle

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*clears throat*

Hello dear friends, my name is Wooz
and every day I like to snooze
I sleep all day and through the news
and wake up when there's food to chews
but I am dismayed, for I am damp
I checked myself
I peed my pamp.

Thank you and GOOD NIGHT. I'll be here all week. Try the cookies!

(I wrote that at work a few weeks ago and finally decided to post it and see if it makes anyone else giggle as much as it did me. I'm sitting on a forklift giggling and can't even tell people why.)
 
You are such a blessing, Woozle xD
I just woke up and saw this, and reading it out loud made me giggle so much that my cat walked over to see if her hooman had finally lost her mind. (I have.)

Thank you for posting this, now maybe my day will be a little less disastrous :D
 
:)
 
I like this woozle rhyming 100%!
 
Haha.......I enjoyed it. I wrote or started a couple poems when I was working at a junior high school, but they were more of the bleak kind of poems.
 
Bravo! I love it! 😂
 
*Bows and tips over*

Drat. I am too fat.
A rolly-polly puddle
a woozle in a muddle!

How to get back up?
I'll just ask my pup.

*woozle's doggy comes and waggles so much he rolls her back over*
 
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*giggles* Great work Woozie! Let me try!!

One morning I wake up feeling dumb
Because I'm not sucking my thumb
I do and I shake my legs
Just to feel my diaper is wet!
 
Kik can rhyme
Kik can rap
But can a Kik
beat a Woozle with a nap?

*giggles*
 
Woozle is a master rhymer
Kik just is a baby in the cradle!
Wozzle maybe a master napper
But Kik is cuter because he's in a diaper!
 
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, cheesy pizza, garlic crust.
 
A delicious rhyme for our times. :D

I used to read too much Dr. Suess
Chicken, Chicken
Duck Duck Goose.
 
It's really past my sleepy time
but I've come here to join with rhyme.
Even in dreams all I will do
is rhyme my way the whole night through.
My teds are really quite distraught
it's haunting every waking thought
"When will she stop this string of words?"
Though it is not like rhyming hurts!
So I keep blabbering on and on
from dawn till dusk, and dusk till dawn
and as Sir Fox turns off the light
I'll rhyme you all a sweet goodnight.
 
Thank you for brightening my morning lovely peeps :)
 
Apologies in advance for this:

A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
Unless it’s not a horse, of course
And then, of course, it’s not a horse
What’s the point of this rhyme?
 
Thanks for the laugh I love it! 😂
 
We're glad for your laugh
some crowds can be tough
but since we're all kids
let's have giggle fits!

(Not my best work, I'm afraid.)
 
Let me try!!!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a diaper on,
And I just went poo! 😐🙈

Did I do it right?
🤔😂😂😂
 
I want to do one, but I don't know how to write poetry.... :sweatdrop:
 
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