CuddleWoozle
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*clears throat*
Hello dear friends, my name is Wooz
and every day I like to snooze
I sleep all day and through the news
and wake up when there's food to chews
but I am dismayed, for I am damp
I checked myself
I peed my pamp.
Thank you and GOOD NIGHT. I'll be here all week. Try the cookies!
(I wrote that at work a few weeks ago and finally decided to post it and see if it makes anyone else giggle as much as it did me. I'm sitting on a forklift giggling and can't even tell people why.)
Hello dear friends, my name is Wooz
and every day I like to snooze
I sleep all day and through the news
and wake up when there's food to chews
but I am dismayed, for I am damp
I checked myself
I peed my pamp.
Thank you and GOOD NIGHT. I'll be here all week. Try the cookies!
(I wrote that at work a few weeks ago and finally decided to post it and see if it makes anyone else giggle as much as it did me. I'm sitting on a forklift giggling and can't even tell people why.)