There’s more corn in Indiana... where I’m a Hoosier, but live in the Boiler’s town. My state makes no sense. Someone make me feel sane! Also, I hate sports.
as to the initial theme, where other babies and mommies are,... There's a cluster around the Denver-Colorado Springs-Pueblo corridor, and I actually had a conversation (phone) from east Texas with a professional mommy in of all places Chapparal New Mexico which is (long) walking distance from where I lived as a child.