How would the Super Bowl look different if littles/ AB's ran the world?

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Some time back, we had a thread asking how the world would look if Littles/AB's ran things. With next weeks big game coming up, how would the SB be different?

I will start with a few thoughts: The ball itself would be multi colored, instead of just brown leather. The pre Anthem flyover would be performed by a drone fashioned to look like one of those Little People toy planes. The head ref would bring out a plastic piggy bank toy with colorful plastic coins in it for the coin toss. The halftime entertainment might be Paw Patrol or Sesame Street Live. If there's a challenge flag thrown over the spot of the ball for a first down, the Team Umizoomi characters might appear on the jumbotron. " The rulling on the field is that New England picked up nine and a half units. They need ten units. Is nine and a half more or less than ten?" The commercials might be for Cozy Coupes or trikes, instead of for cars. ( And the "fan made" spots would be for Gerber Graduates, not Dorritos.) And the whole winning team, not just the MVP, would get to go to Disney World.

Any other thoughts?
 
The Patriots would have to wear footie jammies, in the hopes that they would trip and fall a lot.....teehee. Instead of the sidelines being marked 10, 20, 30, etc. they would be marked, A, B, C, in little squares resembling toy blocks. Gator Aid would of course be given in baby bottles, and instead of wearing helmets, they'd have to wear baby bonnets. It's not like they're not all going to have brain damage anyway....sigh. Instead of the severely injured leaving on a stretcher, they'd be wheeled off in over-sized baby carriages.
 
Illinoise said:
Some time back, we had a thread asking how the world would look if Littles/AB's ran things. With next weeks big game coming up, how would the SB be different?

I will start with a few thoughts: The ball itself would be multi colored, instead of just brown leather. The pre Anthem flyover would be performed by a drone fashioned to look like one of those Little People toy planes. The head ref would bring out a plastic piggy bank toy with colorful plastic coins in it for the coin toss. The halftime entertainment might be Paw Patrol or Sesame Street Live. If there's a challenge flag thrown over the spot of the ball for a first down, the Team Umizoomi characters might appear on the jumbotron. " The rulling on the field is that New England picked up nine and a half units. They need ten units. Is nine and a half more or less than ten?" The commercials might be for Cozy Coupes or trikes, instead of for cars. ( And the "fan made" spots would be for Gerber Graduates, not Dorritos.) And the whole winning team, not just the MVP, would get to go to Disney World.

Any other thoughts?
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I like it. BUT Patriots are immediately banned due to the ammount of cheating they do.
 
The phrase "halftime changes" would take on a whole new meaning. As would the phrase "the teams will change ends" at the end of each quarter.
 
Time outs would literally be time outs.

The players would have milk squirted in their mouths. Similarly, the coach (daddy?) would have milk dumped on him at the end of the game.
 
All Halftime Commercials Would Be Diaper Commercials Loaded With Poop Jokes. Perhaps The Odd Formula Commercial Here And There.
 
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All Halftime Commercials Would Be Diaper Commercials Loaded With Poop Jokes. Perhaps The Odd Formula Commercial Here And There.
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Those jokes would still be more mature than the Danny DeVito "Do you want to eat me" M&Ms commercial from last night's game.
 
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