mayhem
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I'm sure we've all had some odd/funny/embarrassing/upsetting moments with diapers. Here are a few of mine.
Sitting at a Starbucks studying I lost track of time. I got up to get another hot tea and realized I hadn't changed my diaper in a while. So I went into the bathroom. Well there was a pin hole in the back of the diaper that made a grapefruit size wet spot and the air dryer was broken. Using paper towels I started to dry my pants. As I was drying my pants (still in my wet diaper) pee drops starts going down my leg, on my shoes and socks, and on the floor. I stoped trying to dry my pant and changed my diaper.
After I got my pants as good as I could I headed out if the bathroom to go get another hot tea. As I stood in line an elderly lady (she is a regular there) pulls in my shirt and said "your shirt was stuck in your underwear honey". Could my damn day be any worse? I've had this happen before but it in a place where I frequent. I thanked her and she said not to worry. I paid for her drink for telling me.
About a year ago I was at the supermarket getting a few things. I kept hearing a ticking sound as I walked and realized my shoe was untied and the laces were making then sound. I squatted down to tie my shoe and as I was tying them I felt a big fart. Stupidly I looked forward and saw no one there so I let it go. The position I was in made it hard to let go so I pushed... hard. As it turns out I had diarrhea, it was loud, unmistakeable, and it filled the front of my diaper because of how I was position. A lady walks by me and says "oops".
I was afraid to move but I had eaten some spicy food the night before and it was burning my skin. I had to leave my cart in the isle and walk/waddle out of the stir to my car and go home. I sat down in my car and that was an unavoidable mistake. On the way home a huge wave hit me and I couldn't hold it. I came up the back of my diaper, out of the legs, and holy hell did it burn. I got home and thankfully my neighbors were gone. I stripped down in my back yard and hosed my self down before going in my house to shower.
A funny one, I was singing to my cat while getting ready for work. I had just a shitt and diaper on. My cat was sitting in my window sill watching something and I walked up and sang "whaaaat do you seeeee" and right then a jogger ran by and started laughing. I don't know if she was laughing at me singing to my cat, at me in a diaper (if she saw it not I don't know), or both. She now waves hello to me and my cat every morning now.
What are some of your "oops" encounters/situations?
Sitting at a Starbucks studying I lost track of time. I got up to get another hot tea and realized I hadn't changed my diaper in a while. So I went into the bathroom. Well there was a pin hole in the back of the diaper that made a grapefruit size wet spot and the air dryer was broken. Using paper towels I started to dry my pants. As I was drying my pants (still in my wet diaper) pee drops starts going down my leg, on my shoes and socks, and on the floor. I stoped trying to dry my pant and changed my diaper.
After I got my pants as good as I could I headed out if the bathroom to go get another hot tea. As I stood in line an elderly lady (she is a regular there) pulls in my shirt and said "your shirt was stuck in your underwear honey". Could my damn day be any worse? I've had this happen before but it in a place where I frequent. I thanked her and she said not to worry. I paid for her drink for telling me.
About a year ago I was at the supermarket getting a few things. I kept hearing a ticking sound as I walked and realized my shoe was untied and the laces were making then sound. I squatted down to tie my shoe and as I was tying them I felt a big fart. Stupidly I looked forward and saw no one there so I let it go. The position I was in made it hard to let go so I pushed... hard. As it turns out I had diarrhea, it was loud, unmistakeable, and it filled the front of my diaper because of how I was position. A lady walks by me and says "oops".
I was afraid to move but I had eaten some spicy food the night before and it was burning my skin. I had to leave my cart in the isle and walk/waddle out of the stir to my car and go home. I sat down in my car and that was an unavoidable mistake. On the way home a huge wave hit me and I couldn't hold it. I came up the back of my diaper, out of the legs, and holy hell did it burn. I got home and thankfully my neighbors were gone. I stripped down in my back yard and hosed my self down before going in my house to shower.
A funny one, I was singing to my cat while getting ready for work. I had just a shitt and diaper on. My cat was sitting in my window sill watching something and I walked up and sang "whaaaat do you seeeee" and right then a jogger ran by and started laughing. I don't know if she was laughing at me singing to my cat, at me in a diaper (if she saw it not I don't know), or both. She now waves hello to me and my cat every morning now.
What are some of your "oops" encounters/situations?