Twenty four reasons why chocolate is better

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Hi All

Ok I know I should and it very naughty of me.

But the Butten was very, very Big, and very, very Shiny, and very, very Red, and, and I kind of need to do it.

So here it is.

TWENTY FOUR REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX.

1. You can eat chocolate

2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving

4. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you like.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate with out being called names

9. The word commitment doesn't scare off chocolate

10. You can have chocolate on top of the desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month

14. With chocolate there is no need to fake it

15. Good chocolate is easy to find

16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle

17. You are never too young or old for chocolate

18. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbors’ awake

19. With chocolate size doesn't matter it is always good

20. You don't have to beg to get chocolate

21. You can have chocolate with Little children and not go to jail

22. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you have had it

23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk O.K. on Monday morning

24. It is easy to find 9 inches of chocolate!

Ok I know, I know, naughty corner!

But I am a good boy really.


 
Hahahah this is funny! #Chocolateisbetter
 
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