LittleJess
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In my 19 years of life, I've come to realize that when it comes to specific things a lot of people just love to exaggerate things.
I'll give an example, with social media. Lets say there is a bush fire in Adelaide Hills very common, there will always be that one person saying, Oh I hope it doesn't cause us to evacuate our house, or I hope my house doesn't burn down, or pray for me.
Problem is, we / they are literally 20+ kilometers away from it, It's hilarious because it's no where near us. It makes me laugh all the time seeing that, than having people comment, oh hope you're ok, than posting statuses saying there worried... It's 20+ kilometers away smoke travels quite a distance.
I myself have been in situations where I've could of died literally, being 20k away from a fire isn't the same as almost being in a car accident.
That being said here are some of my "near death / escapes"
Almost choked to death on chicken 2013. (parents didn't give a shit even though I turned blue, thank goodness it dislodged itself) all I can say is it feels like your drowning somewhat, very fucking scary shit.It would of helped if my stupid mother wasn't sitting on her arse watching television thinking I'm faking dunno how when I'm turning blue dummy. Lets say they usually don't cut the fat off the meat, and that's what got stuck in my throat.
Car accident, one of my friends fathers decided to drive me to formal he was being a idiot and speeding, if there wasn't an exit lane we would of been squashed like pancakes. scary also.
Almost involved in a bus accident, I just happened to be lucky and miss the bus that was later evolved in an accident, I must say that is fucking weird.
I'll give an example, with social media. Lets say there is a bush fire in Adelaide Hills very common, there will always be that one person saying, Oh I hope it doesn't cause us to evacuate our house, or I hope my house doesn't burn down, or pray for me.
Problem is, we / they are literally 20+ kilometers away from it, It's hilarious because it's no where near us. It makes me laugh all the time seeing that, than having people comment, oh hope you're ok, than posting statuses saying there worried... It's 20+ kilometers away smoke travels quite a distance.
I myself have been in situations where I've could of died literally, being 20k away from a fire isn't the same as almost being in a car accident.
That being said here are some of my "near death / escapes"
Almost choked to death on chicken 2013. (parents didn't give a shit even though I turned blue, thank goodness it dislodged itself) all I can say is it feels like your drowning somewhat, very fucking scary shit.It would of helped if my stupid mother wasn't sitting on her arse watching television thinking I'm faking dunno how when I'm turning blue dummy. Lets say they usually don't cut the fat off the meat, and that's what got stuck in my throat.
Car accident, one of my friends fathers decided to drive me to formal he was being a idiot and speeding, if there wasn't an exit lane we would of been squashed like pancakes. scary also.
Almost involved in a bus accident, I just happened to be lucky and miss the bus that was later evolved in an accident, I must say that is fucking weird.