Onesieman

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  Onesieman

• Jun 18, 2021

Here it just hit midnight and I turn 25 months/years today.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 14, 2021

I went to the thrift shop before grabbing some lunch. Bought a pack of luvs diapers at Wal-Mart. Picked up a lime green bear and a few baby onesies at the thrifters. Then got her diapered up with a onesie that has a monkey on it.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 14, 2021

I found a barrel plushie on Amazon today. I could be like "I sleep with a barrel." To my friends.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 12, 2021

Ready for the weekend. Got a pink diaper on, feeling sleepy, getting out my barnyard onesie, and have a baba of chocolate milk ready for the night.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 11, 2021

I clocked a pizza last night and I burnt my finger through the oven mitt. Then I forget to turn the oven off because I was too busy treating a burn.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 10, 2021

I woke up in the middle of the night to find my pacifier in my hand again, lying on my stomach, and about to wet my diaper. After I've gone, paci goes back in and back to sleep.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 9, 2021

I stayed up all night on Tuesday night, I couldn't sleep again. Then last night I sleep for almost 11 hours straight. My pull up was somehow able to hold up all I had.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 7, 2021

I couldn't sleep last night. I went to bed at 4 Am then woke up at 10. I'm feeling tired now but I have to got to work in the evening.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 6, 2021

I woke up this morning and my Megamax leaked. Been wearing the same for about 20 hours. Should have changed last night.
And my Wii U replacement screen showed up before I could do anything.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 4, 2021

Got my WiFi fixed, they had to reset it with a new router. No w I had to buy a replacement screen for my Wii U gamepad & I'm just gonna DIY it when I get it.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 4, 2021

Back in the 80s when they celebrated birthdays, blowing out the candles above an ashtray, with a lit cigarette next to the kid's face, on the other side an open beer can. The times have changed.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 3, 2021

My wi-fi stopped working today. I had to call them to soon if they can reset it. They actually have to send a guy over to look at the router. My poor wallet.....

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  Onesieman

• Jun 3, 2021

I realized I'm down to 25 Megamax diapers. After my next paycheck, I'll buy another case. My dad also gave me a pack of pull-ups.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 2, 2021

I had a dream last night where I was at a daycare center and I was jumping really high like Mario, the basement had a high ceiling, then I woke up.
Also my Wii sensor bee showed up in the mail.

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  Onesieman

• Jun 1, 2021

So how did Donkey Kong learn how to tie a tie? Can he help me tie my shoes?

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  Onesieman

• Jun 1, 2021

I was scheduled to report for Jury duty today, but they canceled it anyway, don't have to go back. I got up early for nothing. Back to bed in a dry boosted diaper.

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  Onesieman

• May 31, 2021

I just had 2 Tena diapers in a row that had the tabs rip off. I was about to bring a whole pack out before successfully getting one on.

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  Onesieman

• May 30, 2021

I had my first Zoom call yesterday with friends. I had a little trouble falling asleep last night cause of pain. Then I wake up with a full diaper at 8. Still enjoying this 3-day weekend.

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  Onesieman

• May 27, 2021

The weatherman said it was going to be 90 and sunny, buy it's a storming out there. Anyway, my new shipment of Tena slip nappies just came in, as I wet myself while typing this.

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  Onesieman

• May 27, 2021

I wake up early to realize I've leaked through my safari onesie. And that was a Megamax worn all night.